here’s a little known secret: these games aren’t anywhere near as difficult as people make them out to be, especially after you get the hang of them. if you can beat Castlevania or a Metroid game, you can beat Dark Souls. 

Yup! This very thing turned up in my Ramen Crate last month.

TIL what bukkake actually means--which is a relief, because I was still gonna eat the ramen, but I was most definitely going to make a ton of jokes while doing so.

The clouds part, revealing six golden letters each a mile high. The masses weep as they are struck by the glory of these divine words:

The main point of my post was that sometimes going to the local small restaurant isn’t always an easy option when you live in the suburbs, but the suburbs themselves aren’t the hellhole of food that people who live in urban areas seem to think.

Exactly.  To enjoy a Reese’s, the peanut butter ratio must be higher than that of the chocolate.  When the seasonals aren’t available, it’s Big Cup or nothing.  The miniatures are the worst.

It’s about the same.

> Spier stated: “So, the goal isn’t to make a political statement. It’s not to reflect on any of the things that are happening in the current world, in the live world.”

That’s exactly what people were/are doing in Destiny - I think Bungie has largely done the same thing with those key items (put it on a timer and force the player to drop it/respawn the item if the timer runs out).

I bought all of these as gifts for my family, they left me. They couldn’t stand the smell of the peppermint, the gleeful way I poured gallon after gallon of Christmas in a Pitcher into the copper gnome before pouring it into their chilling cube filled monogram mugs, the tea hampers full of beef wellingtons that have…

Eh, most online games have a problem with griefers. Even in Destiny, a game where you cannot meaningfully impact the PvE experience for others, players have found ways to stagnate progress in a mission by grabbing a key item and...just holding it. Literally, they’d rather sit there for minutes on end just to piss the…

Aha. That makes much more sense than dressing out some snot-nosed 90-pound twerp at linebacker just because daddy wrote a check.

How high does the bribe have to be for a coach to give an athletic scholarship to someone who’s not an athlete?

So, “Chick Music?”

Def Leppard are the nickleback of 80's metal

The changes after the patch are insane. I’m also now able to semi-cruise through GM1.

I mean I'm still going to masturbate to this, but I won't be happy about it!

I’m a Ranger at about 415ish power level, with two masterworks guns, a masterworks grenade. I can crush hard, but GM1 I’m getting destroyed. I’m going to do freeplay to see if I can find some chest for mastworks components. I’m like you, at a loss if this doesn’t work.

I got my first masterwork towards the end of my last play session, and if the early fun I had with it is any indicator They should all be a lot of fun in the future. Next is getting the Ranger’s abilities balanced.

Like you said, so much wrong, but oh so much right. I believe BioWare is committed to getting it right,…

More Anthem. A few more levels till 30, and more Masterworks to get. Now if I could only get through the glitches. And seeing as GMG never got back to me about a video job, I only have limited time for games (while true, this statement is supposed to be sarcasm), so no hate on me for sticking with a game I find…

Anthem. Hard mode. Tried Grandmaster 1 and got mauled. :/