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Saturating the media with insane quotes eventually leads to everything he says being met with a benign shrug. That’s how this game works.

I wish when I tried to lie I didn’t abruptly shout “I’M SORRY!” mid-sentence and then start crying. It’s a little bit of a tell.

On the plus side, at least you don’t have a constellation of frightening personality disorders?

Wait, it a new dumb expression? I thought the person who wrote the headline just had a stroke or something

RIP: hot mess, ratchet, slay, woke, bae, Yass, lit....and now fire.

Me too :( “that’s what the money’s for!”

Oh man--I miss her.

That’s what we’re calling the Cabinet now, right?

Evergreen comment.

God damnit Kanye.

It’s a Turdis?

How does this fucking moron get dressed in the morning?

My husband has major baby-fever, and there was a super cute kid at the place where we had dinner last night. You start to think, “What if ...”

And then you read shit like this. Nevermind.

Do you think Susan Sarandon will ever get to a point when she’ll think: “Oh yeah. I fucked that up.” Because I’m betting on NAH.

Copy: “Belgian white, milk, and dark chocolate mice are tempered until smooth and creamy and neatly arranged in a tin, ready for giving.”

It’s going to be a really awkward day at the Food Network when she cuts her finger during filming and Jeffrey smothers her with a pillow.

Damn yo, your taking this dude to school on a Saturday.

Right, so this is now a cliche tone argument/tone policing/civility thread and playing into arguments of both sides do it ism and everyone is awful laziness. We’ve been down this path before. Nothing you’re arguing is new or original, nothing I’m going to respond with is new or original.

its unfortunate that you dont have a father or a brother, madeleine...it really puts the day and those accomplishments in perspective.