HA! Trademark that immediately. I'll design the logo for you.

"It looks like he's chewing a badger" made me snort out my beer.

Like a bunch of little pimples. Ew.

HAH! Great minds. (See below.)

Yeeeikes. That? Is NOT an attractive pseudopenis. It has warts.

I do!! I really do!!! ;)

The Bums & Tums section certainly sounds interesting.

Does it involve a lot of writhing around on your mat with a towel? I'd be up for that.

My pleasure! I still love her writing.

Augh! I just watched the video in your comment; it ends before we get to the part where she finds out he didn't like her food. There's a Part 2 or something, I assume. I'll have to investigate.

This is sad news, even though I don't visit as much as I used to. My favorite was Miss Alli (Linda Holmes), and her recaps of The Amazing Race and Survivor. I'd read her recaps even if I didn't watch the show. Here's a link to one of her latest articles (on my phone, so I can't embed)
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeyse…

No danger of that EVER happening. Same for raisins. Blegh.

She's what you might diplomatically call an acquired taste. One that I never acquired. (See: Olives.)

I like your comments on the regular, Ms/Mr. Yarrbles.

With my nose. It's very talented.

HA! Me too also. This makes me feel better.

Nothing a little hand sanitizer won't fix!

Do you have a dime for the jukebox thingy? I wanna play something romantic.

I'm not sure I'm ready for that level of commitment. How bout we have a milkshake first?

I am currently holding my own hand. IT'S LUUURVE.