First of all, your statement that most women don't regret their abortions is sweeping and most likely wrong. Good for you that you don't regret it. I feel bad about it, it makes me sad, and I feel like an asshole aborting a child just because it wasn't the right time for us.

I appreciate your comment. I'm just stunned at the insensitive-y and flippancy of other comments here. It was an awful thing, and making light of it and joking about it feels just wrong. It's a big fucking deal.

No, but I'm sure I should.

Thanks for clarifying. This is a very sensitive subject, and not one that I take lightly. It was a really painful decision, and one that I regret sometimes. It hurts.

You guise, this is awful. I don't/didn't want kids, had one (an abortion, not a kid) 5 years into the marriage, and I still feel horrible about it. This all feels very flip about the whole thing. Maybe I'm missing something, comment wise. It's all very sad, not empowering.

Yes. Abandoned _____ are sad _____s.

OMG NOW I REALIZE YOU'RE RIGHT. I just burst a brain artery.

Aaack, I know!! That was my "joke". (Clearly lame.) Inflection is hard in the Interwebs!

Wait. What was the point of that gif? ;)

I, too, am a Thermostat War veteran.

Is it a gas furnace? Because it definitely sounds like it's gaslighting you.

Goes and pours vodka into a large bowl, dunks entire face into it WITH GLASSES ON... sluuuuuuuuurp

Loooooove Pump It Up. Excellent song.

The gif also reminds me of the "Fuck this, Fuck That and Fuck This in Particular" gif. But better, because of the element of surprise. He's so super stealth. And VIOLENT. It's such an ENTHUSIASTIC fuck you. Holds up so well after repeated viewings. Not that I've done that or anything. Thanks again!

The combination of "and this fucker" and that gif is giving me a serious, continuing case of the giggles, and I read this five minutes ago. Kitty is PISSED.

No! You're not! That pose looks precarious at best.

Not that I'm now watching this on an endless loop or anything...

I love this SO MUCH.

I LOVE THOSE! I, too am a huge Cole Haan fan. Love the LunarGrands (I have a grey/pink sole chukka pair), and I am OBSESSED with ALL OF THE WINGTIPS. I won't even tell you how many I have. (Okay, four.)

This, EXACTLY. I have my Amazon (and Zappos. and Shopbop. Etc. Ahem.) packages delivered to my office, and nothing brightens a tough day at work like getting a present from yourself. Thank you, me!