Honda salesman here. IIRC we went at least 3 months of this year with no FITs available. No wonder they’re not selling.

I’m sure it’s a fine appliance, but we have lots of appliances.

Damn, man, well said. 

How about each team gets one “make it, take it” possession after any score at any time in the game — so that teams down two scores can have a shot at the end, but only if they didn’t already waste the opportunity by using it too early and getting stopped. So after any score, one time per game, you immediately get the…

There’s no more sadistic a pleasure then milling the crap out of some stranger you’ve never met before at a MTG game night at a nerd store. 

They banned Winnie the Pooh. We can easily meme them to death. Fuck the NBA if they don’t act right. Fuck Blizzard if they don’t act right. Fuck China, the state, first and foremost.

“I am the wokest one there is! GIMME MY FUCKING PRIZE! MASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON OR THE BAD GUYS WIN!”

That reason would be Trump.

The best possible outcome would be if this led to Blizzard getting banned in China despite their capitulation. Now that would be absolutely glorious.

You apathy and cynicism is inspiring.  You’re so cool and rad.  

Just saying “it’s a business” when someone/some corporation does something shitty doesn’t absolve the person/corporation.

This makes me wish I watched the NBA so I could quit watching the NBA.

There are guys out there that are legit, but they’re probably working shitty jobs somewhere. The kung fu schools they send these kids to are hard places for poor, problem children who can’t cut it at public schools. They get beat and have physical training from morning until night. They produce absolute units.

If this was really a Joker movie for our time, it would have been about a psychopathic grifter who convinced a bunch of VC firms to fund a venture that was actually designed to kill people.

People aren’t complete idiots

I would really love to live in a world where at the end of the season both of those teams are 0-15-1

Stabbed in the Butt cereal is just knockoff Colon Blow.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

Sort of tangential, but The xx are very good