Definitely how I feel.  I side-eye all of them, wondering what’s wrong with these fools?

I’ll post this again:

Wait, people interpret that scene as Ralph lying? Really?
If I recall correctly, Skinner and Krabapple were a couple at the time.

Ralph says all sorts of weird things. He seems to see things that aren’t there or interpret things differently that everyone else. I just assumed he was mistaking a penis-head for a baby’s…

I and my friend group have described things as “meh” for as long as we’ve been using the word. 

> “meh” meaning “mediocre”

Since you are in Chicago, I will tell you that every Italian restaurant is not the same. For instance, where we are going in about 2 hours is fantastic.

I used to play bass for Alaskan Thunder Fuck

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I bought two carts of Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Do you have any idea how long it takes to form a quality butt groove in a chair for a wookiee and you want him to just up and switch seats?

“I found out when I got there, and there were paparazzi everywhere. I was thinking, ‘There’s more to this than meets the eye.’”

He is for me. Not developing. Tired of waiting. Can’t find open receivers. Accurate as a Trump hurricane map on throws with any arc. I feel like I’ve been patient with him, but I’m done now. He’s bad.

Luckily for both Martindale and Peters, neither had to eat any crow

He is the first Packers QB in the Super Bowl era with a perfect rating, and he is the first QB to pass for five touchdowns and run for one more since 1991.

“Fuck your Grandpa” is a take I’m here for.

Lmao okay, sure.

1) lol there’s no such thing as a quarter inch. You get half, or you get nothing.

An electro magnetic catapult built into the runway would work.

Short answer: The amount of electrical power needed to move a commercial airliner into the sky outstrips said batteries power capacity and output. Also, an electrically powered jet engine will be designed very differently from an fuel burning one. 

Or maybe they watched some John Oliver and realized that Morey, that dope, had traded Marquese Chriss! Dude is 6'10" with a 7' wingspan who plays above the rim!