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Manual, Yes. Wood trim, No.  Houndstooth, Yes.

Nah, 2 at once... twice, lol.

How many runs can you do on a charge?

No fuss, no drama, no noise, no shifting gears...

a p100d is like 130,000 dollars

Surprise!

Oh, yeah, look! It’s a sailboat!

Yeah it amused me a few months ago when I said I didn’t like the new GTI shape and would rather have the current gen. People on this site jumped all over me about how nobody knows what the next GTI looks like. I was like “well.... uhh.... the new Golf with some slightly different bits, I’d imagine....? You know...

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

The dog wasn’t trained for a naked guy slowly jogging towards him. short circuited him. 

This is truly, truly terrible.

Lauding her drive and willingness to do amazing things is great, and I’m sure as hell sad about this, but calling people gutless and sheep because they choose not to take unnecessary risks for an adrenaline thrill is some really pathetic projecting.

Roxane would never use drugs. A pack of Marlboro Lights and four or five brandy old fashioneds a day was good enough for Jesus, and it’s good enough for her.

This would have been good without the grammar errors. It is great because of the grammar errors.

I cannot WAIT to see the Dead Letters for this one.

The piano key necktie!  I invented it!

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

That’s gotta Sting.

lol moderate 

…taking a big sip of coffee…