When goal differential is the first tiebreaker and there’s such an advantage to winning the group, you bring the rain until the whistle because Sweden is just as capable of hanging an ugly number on Thailand in their next game.

I mean, the issue here is that Thailand is a much weaker team not just than the U.S. but Sweden too. In that case, it’s not really that much of a stretch to suggest that Sweden could also go out there this weekend and beat up on Thailand. If the U.S. decides to lay off after a certain number of goals, and Sweden…

I wonder what changed in February 2017 that NK would know he was talking to the CIA.  Hmmmmmmmm.

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

Whatabout, whatabout, whatabout.

Sabi sounds like an asshole going around ruining everbody else’s surprises.

Oh yes.

this is the only correct take.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

The thing at this point though is that everybody knows that about Mysterio and many people are convinced he’s not a good guy...but maybe that’s the swerve here? Intentionally play against the comic nerd expectations for the twist by NOT doing the twist?

I will continue shouting this until someone acknowledges me: this stuff about the dimensional rift and Mysterio being Spider-Man’s friend is 100% bunk. Mysterio’s entire first origin story was being a liar who made up scenarios to make himself look like a hero. They threw out the dimensional rift stuff to get nerds…

They got Demarcus Cousins for bottom of the barrel price. It wasn’t any kind of a stretch for any team to pay that even off of an injury.

The day I take someone from Cincinnati at their word about anything culinary is the day Fox News shills for Bernie Sanders.

Because if I had a business and I was buying 20 of them and had planned on using VESA mounts, it’s actually nice that now I wouldn’t have to incur that extra expense so that I can have 20 stands I have no use for sitting in a storage room.

“The Mask of Zorro” is an underrated swashbuckling classic, and this is a hill I am willing to die on.

This could be.. extremely fun? Definitely a bizarre movie that I wouldn’t expect in the current Hollywood process. I dearly loved the 90's Banderas/Hopkins version and would enjoy seeing a new spin on Zorro.

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.