Awww what's the matter snowflake? Article about a comic book character has you questioning your beliefs? Making you think, man, maybe I am the asshole? Don't worry, it's just an invitation to self improvement, and we all believe in you.

I think the idea is to get people at the game to google him in the hopes they learn an important history lesson

I’d even take a Warren/Zombie Castro ticket at this point

I nearly ruined my computer shooting coffee out my nose

Just because he’s said it before doesn’t mean he’s wrong. Either way I’m voting for whoever survives this cage match, but I still think Bernie is right. 

Amen to that. 

lol at that email from the suits.

Can’t trust anyone who chooses a cat over a dog.

Got choked up by the end of this, I’m still saddened to think that here was a guy who had what looks like the ideal life, and he’s gone, having taken his own life because he was unhappy. 

Were I wealthy, I would most CERTAINLY burn money on first class, on every single flight.

I would rather play Catan than basketball with him if we’re being honest.

Return the contents, keep the wallet?

Sadly, lots of the people who like this shit are still 12 on the inside.

You kill something with a bow, you’ve earned it. Enjoy. Save some for me. 

Pretty sure the idea isn’t that you buy it all at once, it’s so that when you go to the park a second time, the experience can be completely different. Of course, super Star Wars nerds will buy it all at once and then complain their 2nd visit wasn’t different.  

Someone who refers to herself as a “Tiger Mom” is the same type of person who will play the game no matter what to get herself and her children ahead. This should come as no surprise to anyone. 

You know, if the reality it is based on wasn’t so incredibly depressing, the Matt Damon SNL skit would go down as one of the best skewerings in recent memory. 

The Onion has to be pissed that the real news stories are more insane than what they can come up with every day.

I bought this. I’ve used it twice. It’s hot garbage. Buy the Filtron instead. 

I bought this. I’ve used it twice. It’s hot garbage. Buy the Filtron instead. 

He was funny in it, and arguably the movie was “good” I’ll give you that. And The Rock is certainly an action STAR, but it doesn’t make him an ACTION star.