A few of my attorney friends made less than I did when I was working an hourly retail gig. Don’t be so quick to judge people you know nothing about.

Nah, but it certainly helps you see Christian hypocrisy for what it is. If you can’t understand the problem with someone calling themselves christian or catholic and wearing a MAGA hat, you’re a fucking idiot. 

Your tweet is spot on. If you are wearing a MAGA hat, you are either

he was THE closer

I hate to “uh actually” you, but black votes matter more than ever now, and getting every single one of them to turn out nationwide is beyond important. Marshawn needs to turn his beastmode on carrying people to the polls if he has to. 

Yep, clearly about color. Think about it for a minute huh? If a white guy sat in that chair and admitted to not voting, what do you think they would’ve said to them?

I regret I have but one star to give

What’s up? Can’t handle the ghost pepper? Weak.

I’ve been looking for a high quality version of this, thanks!

This skit was a bit easy, but still hilarious

This is like all those folks who say “just move” when someone lives in an expensive area and is spending all their hard earned money on rent. Yeah, we all just have thousands lying around to move you fucking morons. 

All religion is a creepy cult. They are all just different degrees of creepy.

The exact opposite. How much we all love our stuff to the point that we just have tons of useless shit lying around. 

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This is the most bullshit post... starts with the typical “I’m in the middle” lie, and then goes straight to another one with “no way to pay for it”

US? Don’t bring ME into this, my state voted correctly. 

“These aren’t party operatives”

I mean maybe? Their weakness is certainly not the common decency to pay your employees at Christmas time. (I mean really, at fucking Christmas? There is some super shady shit going on here)

I agree with others posting here. This looks like a precursor to putting those troops to work somewhere else....

I like your post. Clear, concise, to point. I’m going to go even further though.