German is nothing if not multisyllabic. I give you university course catalog:

Sold my bike this past fall, and have been thinking of getting another this spring, but the fuckers on cell phones have me leaning towards no.

Is it supposed to do anything besides taste like lemon?

LaCroix makes a flavor called “LaCola.” It’s excellent. Coca-Cola would take all my money if they made the same thing for 30% less money.

Do these brownies have nicely chewy edges? This is the key to good brownies for me...

I’ve been an iPhone user since the beginning, but just last year purchased a Pixel XL on Google Fi to use as a secondary phone when traveling. I would never permanently switch to an Android device having used one for over a year now. I see no objective benefit. (I don’t consider customizing my home screen to be…

only 1000ft. Going the full quarter is too dangerous.

We don’t eat emotional flotation duck. He’s a hero.

Yep, it was clearly all a joke. This is....serious? It’s all just a bit much. Can we get more Cowboy Bebop and GiTS:SAC and less kids fucking to pilot robots? That’d be great, thanks.

ducks are awesome. He can also be used as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

Nah man, emotional support dogs and cats are awesome. I’m allergic to both, especially cats, and if someone needs one to get through life I’m ok with it. Shit, if your emotional support dog is near me, I’m going to politely ask to pet it too, because dogs make the world a better place. Matter of fact, you should…

Tell me you wouldn’t prefer Terry Crews to the Cheeto. Shit, I’d prefer him in character to the Cheeto.

lol a fundie hypocrite. you guys are the best.

Absolutely. However, they also will be made fun of, mercilessly, for being a complete fucking rube.

tires all day. You’ve never had a car repainted huh? It’s a pain in the ass, and even if taken to the best paint shops, if you have a difficult to match/reproduce color it will never look as good as when it left the factory.

Well, you don’t want to advertise your gullibility any more than necessary.

You must have bad insurance. I’ve put in multiple comprehensive and collision claims and never had a rate increase. (Granted, the collision was found not to be my fault)

Oh, I certainly do. But our last President was a democrat, and he dealt with an obstructionist congress for 6 of his 8 years in office, and really didn’t get anywhere near as much accomplished as everyone was hoping. (The Merrick Garland cockblock should make it painfully obvious the GOP is no longer playing this game…

I’m with you, but it’s cute that you think anyone is fixing anything. The republicans clearly are planning on stalling out literally EVERYTHING, and will succeed unless the Dems win a filibuster proof majority in the senate. I want this to happen, but I also realize our country is full of backwards fucking hicks who…

Came here to say the same. Have you talked to your neighbors and coworkers? Like really talked? Some people are so fucking stupid you’d be shocked they managed to dress themselves, hold a job, and even found a mate and reproduced. It’s fucking terrifying.