This is horrifying. 

That is exactly what I thought they were going for as well. 

I thought it was part of his attempt to look like JFK for KKW’s Marilyn bit. The suit (not quite hopsack but in the vernacular), the sixties skinny tie, even the pocket square, and Wayfarers. All very much JFK just back from Hyannis.

Very few guys can pull off the spray tan.

Can we get a list of things WD-40 won’t do? I’ll start:

And also make it so that the pictures show up if you minimize the post so that it’s all on one page. There is no way in satan’s smoldering hell that I’m clicking through 56 goddamn slides to see Oscar looks.

Why can’t Jezebel fix these slideshows so we can see the whole look without scrolling. You can either see the head or the feet, but not both. Seems pretty obvious that the photos need to be resized. 

As a kid growing in Canada - and, quite frankly, as an adult living in Canada - I was always fascinated by the indoor shoe wearing on American TV shows. They’d wear them on their beds or the couch! I thought it was just a television convention but it actually happens in some households in real life?

I live in Canada and nobody ever wears shoes inside here (even in the summer when there is no rain/snow/etc.). To me, wearing shoes in someone’s home seems both nonsensical and disrespectful.

No Selena?

Carrie disposed of her true loves ashes in the city she lived in with another man? Who is writing this show??

Djerkovich, his fans, his dad, all anti-vaxxers can go directly to  hell.

Okay, I get how sports operate and the world we live in, but it’s so jarring to me to see Novak Djokovic touted as the world’s best tennis player like the Williams sisters aren’t here.

My no-flip memory foam mattress developed a hagrok-sized divot over time despite a frame and boxspring, and what I did was fold a thin blanket a couple times and stick it under the mattress. This required some experimentation because I could feel it if it wasn’t lined up or if it was folded too thickly, but once I got…

I recently received a newsletter from a local pediatrican (I’m in Toronto) that said those cloth masks are practically useless and people need to stock up on surgical ones (unrealistic that most people would have access to N95s). My understanding is it’s better to reuse a surgical mask than use a cloth one.

It haunts me more than her not even trying to call 911 and dragging his ass back into the shower to get waterboarded in his final moments.

i have not been able to stop thinking about that cold-ass funeral for at least a week

I am 100% hate-watching this show. I fully admit it.

This show is making me nuts. I don’t know why I watch it. Everyone is terrible. My theory is that Samantha realized that Carrie is a selfish, awful friend, got tired of the three of them having to constantly tend to her, and decided to make some sweeping life changes.

Between this utter failure to conduct a one-minute Google search for Kwan’s credentials and qualifications, and the willful misinterpretation of Ben Affleck’s comments (which seemingly no one in the comments is agreeing with,) it feels especially bad, even by ‘Dirt Bag’ standards.