Alternately: Leave celebrities alone when you see them in public.

I’m not sure about a Justice Judy who hears cases that involve real money or real life-changing judgements. Isn’t it the absolute petty-bulldust nature of the Judge Judy small-claims cases, that makes it okay for us to be entertained by the stress and distress of these, often relatively poor, people?

Martha Stewart is such an asshat.

He was jealous on her canny ability to make a metric asston of money.  I mean Scrooge McDuck Vault money.

She’s a badass legal genius, yes, but I do love that Wapner doesn’t like her.

They’re grotesque 

All this sherbet reminds me of the far away places, the Mad Men episode, it shows how Don behaved like a douche when his wife didn’t enjoy the sherbet he held in such high regard, great episode that shows how flawed and rich the characters of that show are.

That looks like an Italian ice. This is water ice:

Well, they did put some glitter an string lights on her.  I hope they leave a good Amazon review. 

OMG YOU READ MY MIIIIIIND.

Oh man, its sad to see how Victoria Jackson ended up!

Thank you for the laugh :)

There’s a feces receipe for fondant?

Jesus, these two guys side by side on split screen - it’s like staring into a douchebag sun. So painful.

That tweet aged so poorly, even Matt Gaetz wouldn’t try to fuck it.

As soon as I saw the thing about him possibly leaving early to go join the actual fake news I told my wife, ok what scandal is he trying to get ahead of. Then a couple hours later it was revealed. He’s clearly trying to channel his inner Trump with his excuses and spin but he’s no Teflon Don. 

Remember the good ol’ days when Republicans just cruised men’s room? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Leaving Congress for Newsmax?

Fake news. His father got him out of multiple DUIs. 

Apparently, Tyler Perry stepped in and offered them not just a place to stay in the U.S. while they figured out their housing situation, but also covered their security.