Ah. This explains the apology. Evidence.

Even the other blobfish hate him.

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

I didn’t watch last night’s concert, but just watching Katie’s performance, all I could think was I hope trump watched. Hahahahahaha. Oh, he would be so jealous. I know I should stop thinking about him, just a waste of space at this point, but still.

I hate fireworks on principle. Bad for the environment, and really can mess with animals, kids, people with ptsd, etc. I’m just over it. I realize I’m a scrooge here and most people just shove aside these complaints.

Thanks. She didn’t like Lady Gaga either (I did!).

I watched the whole thing and couldn’t even hear what Joan’s talking about. She sounded great. 

One of my favorite parts of the Rio Olympics:

It’s almost like he and his wife are speaking two different languages. 

“Estelle’s got the Jimmy Arms.”

Anagrams of her name include Americans Lose & Ceremonial Ass

I’m fine with everybody who carved up and shot Leno LaBianca, Rosemary LaBianca, Sharon Tate, Abigail Folger, Wojiech Frykowski, Steven Parent, Jay Sebring, and Paul Richard Polanski dying in prison.

I feel like a 19 year old who committed murder as a member of a cult is a pretty good candidate for rehabilitation. How much are taxpayers spending to make sure this septuagenarian stays in jail?

I don’t know what California parole boards are like, but parole boards in general are pretty strict about ever recommending parole. Parole is just not something that is granted cavalierly. So my guess is that this is not about a person who was locked up in her 20s, for a murder she committed when she was 19, and who…

This is what happens when you use Santorum as a hair coloring.

Funny coincidence: was watching M*A*S*H reruns last week, including the episode about Henry Blake’s fling with a Ohio State co-ed. The best scene in the entire episode is a death-jogging Henry gasping for breath while hair dye drips down the side of his face, just like Giuliani. 

SAME

Jesus I could feel my anxiety rising as I read this.

I had a friend who was in the last stages of pancreatic cancer. She had been declining for months and was bed-ridden and past the need or desire for much of anything. She took her fluids through an IV and was heavily sedated with morphine. She had been almost entirely unconscious for several days, but came all the…

I have heard rumors saying Putin is great in bed.