The women of Entourage, while never treated well by the show, are basically degraded to dick docking stations and the men aren’t treated that much better!

She looks bizarrely like a dark-skinned, dark-haired Chloe Sevigny.

When I was in college my school had a student exchange program with the University of St. Andrews in Scotland. There were only a few slots and it was very competitive. I applied and didn’t get accepted. You know who did get accepted to St. Andrews that year? Prince William and Kate Middleton. I guess what I’m trying…

That Jen divorce story would have been a lot more interesting if she been married to Mick Foley.

or this

Add this to the collection of “Michelle Duggar Krazy Faces”. Collect all 300!

Well now I can’t go out to lunch because I’m DEAD. DEAD FROM THIS ANSWER.

If you haven’t read any of the AV Club’s “exclusive excerpts” of the Entourage scripts over the past couple years, here you go with one example, and you are welcome. They are sublime.

I’m pretty sure it’s a film by Harmony Korine.

Given the choice I’d probably watch this over Sex and the City 2. I got dragged to it and even tipsy is wasn’t tolerable. Thankfully I don't have to make these choices and saw Spy instead. Go see it! It's hilarious.

(In)tourage would watch over and over

*runs away screaming*

But if the guys love each other so much, don’t you want them to just...I dunno...fuck each other?

what are you talking about they're clearly white and gold

Or, for the low low price of free, he can go find a tree and you have one less piece of plastic cluttering up your house. I’ve lived in places where squat toilets were the norm in all but the best housing — as in, there are squat toilets designed for use with indoor plumbing — and after a while it’s not all it’s…

Are you nuts? I would kill for an entire house filled with the super tall, handicap stall toilets. I’m 6’3” and feel like my knees are in my ears when i’m sitting on a normal toilet. Stupid 5’2 wife refused, something about dangling feet. Plus, it has to be an oval bowl, who would ever want a round bowl?

I get what you’re saying about the look of the low-profile. It’s a nice look, but I think functionally I would hate it.

Oh my God.

Shout-out to anyone who has a lego-print permanent scar on the bottom of their feet.

Why not both with the Lego Fire Walk?