What’s with the people who never let you forget they did a favor for you? You’re better off. We both win.

The internet does not agree with your assessment of Toronto’s climate.

This was last summer and I only needed it for a few weeks. But he’s awesome for doing it :)

My dog has her own dog water bottle full of icy water for days like these! She also has a longer leash to stay off the pavement and in the grassy yards.

This is a ridiculous message. Grow up.

Seriously. I live in Miami AND I have a dust mite allergy. Ceiling fans would leave me dead of either heatstroke or asphyxiation by my own sinuses.

OR your boyfriend comes to visit, asks how the hell you’re living in the same house as the sun, and goes to buy you an A.C. Then he gets creative:

Air conditioning is the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. I’d be a fool not to wallow in it until my nips are nice and stiff.

Even his abs have pleats.

He’s a never nude!

Some enterprising soul pasted a cat face and hands onto Chunk, who is doing the Truffle-Shuffle. From the Goonies. It makes my soul happy.

If my girlfriend institutes this we’re going to lose the house.

And imagine being a celebrity then a tabloid compares your face to someone’s pet dog.

This is all I feel after this article.

There are a million reasons why I wouldn’t want to be a celebrity, but one of them would definitely be that Mom grading system. I don’t think I’d have the self esteem to handle it. Like if my kid was crying because of some arbitrary reason, and a pap snapped a pic, and a mag implied he/she was crying for the nanny?…

I’m trying to formulate a comment/gif worthy of this, and failing utterly. You know that kind of sudden barking laugh that’s so loud it hurts your throat? Ow.

I love how they’re still using a photo of Bjork from 2001.

And now I’m craving them again. Thanks a lot jerk.

Throw it away. Nothing gets out cat piss.