Oh My God, BAGEENA! That's what I am calling it from now on. BAGEENA!

Oh man, a if a DOG won't go near it, you know it's bad! Dogs will willingly roll in the most vile excrement, and then want hugs. Dogs eat cat poop as yummy treats. But they won't go near towels stinking of LUSH. Sweet Baby Jesus.

My last UTI was from a LUSH bath bomb. I only shower now. That hurt like a motherfucker.

Damn. People have a lot to say about those horrible LUSH bath bombs. I'm glad I could provide a forum for this important discussion!

I exploded in laughter like a little kid when reading about the discharge staining. Priceless writing.

I have a story about Lush bath bombs that involves a large vintage claw-footed tub, copious amounts of glitter, an exploded candle, and my mom suffering a solid fifteen minute period of anger-induced aphasia. Lush bath bombs are awful, and don't even make you (or your bath) smell that good.

but have you seen the version he did on The Muppet Show with crocodiles? Because that was fantastic

Well, if my SO had a footy-pajama fetish, he wouldn't be getting any either.

Here in Ontario, by law you can only buy liquor, wines and a few beers at government owned liquor stores that generally all look the same - even in remote areas that have an LCBO (Liquor Control Board Ontario) trailer that sells it. They close early, around 9pm. If you want cases of beer, you have the beer equivalent,…

No. No you are not.

you know where it is

Ugh! I need eye-bleach.

He seems nice.

Am I the only one who read his name as Fartenhold?

Ewwwwww imagine if your boss told you he jizzed in his ducky pajamas when he dreamed about you.

That's your congressman and his ducky pajamas on the far right.

When dogs are ashamed to be photographed with you, it's pretty bad.

Wat

what's happening there? what's happening here?

um... what's happening here.