It really really does.

Starring for fellow Christmas baby.

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several…

Stealing a candy bar and robbing a bank are also both crimes. Doesn't mean they're comparable.

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK TO DO THIS:

Scotty sitting in the car after being shot down by Dirk? "Fuckin' idiot, fuckin' IDIOT!" Oh man, that's a good scene. Sooo many in that film. R.I.P. P.S.H.

Yeah, I dated a guy ten years younger about ten years ago. It was my first experience with the generation of guys who learned from porn. I rented one of Nina Hartley's instructional videos, and he later concluded that if he'd ever actually made a partner come, it was by accident.

She's great. I have her DVD on how to give a good blow job. :)

Nice try. I think we all know you're terrified of butt stuff.

Actually I'm inside her anus.

No, I think it means that he gets replaced by a guy who looks kind of like him, but you never see his face, once things get really going.

Ariana's crazy demand. Can we officially call that "going Bieber"?

Khloe and Kourtney Take My Butthole.

I'm dumber for having read this.

The "Miley Cyrus is out of control and headed for [stereotypical teenage trouble]!" stories kind of amuse me, because from what I can tell, that's pretty much the opposite of the truth. Don't get me wrong. She's obnoxious as all hell. I just think it's pretty clear that she's being very purposeful and calculated about…

oh god I read that as ANAL too.

Baby or Burger? NEITHER, ANAL!

One of these days Brad is going to cheat on Angelina and impregnate Jen with twins and Angelina is going to adopt 3 more children with her new beau. And all the tabloids will say they told you so.

A reaction, in the order that I read the nominations:

As a Bulls fan since a small boy, I can't express to you how genuinely happy it makes me to see the Knicks continue to fuck up a premier franchise year after year after year. It almost makes me feel better about employing a Ferrari for a point guard (unbelievably exciting to drive, too fragile to use most of the time,…

I'll offer a third option: He's a owner's puppet AND he's stupid