Sorry if I made you cringe and/or wince. I sometimes forget that I am a little immune to shock and awe. Remind me not to tell you about the Prince Albert piercing that got tangled in an anal piercing. 

Yeah, do not put your dick in an industrial vacuum. I am an emergency room nurse in Toronto who, after 12 years, has seen all manner of manhood mutilation. Twice (TWICE!!) I have treated guys who had decided that big ol’ machines were the correct venues to procure orgasm. One of them got off (heh) with bruising and…

Not only is he cracked but we have to listen to him rattle on in THAT VOICE. Which i hate. Just imagine being on set for six seasons with this jabbering egomaniac AND Jussie Smollett who is certifiable, too, and a probable felon. Ugh.

I am currently cradling 20 lbs of gorgeous feline. Talk about being in luuuurve!

I know you are in luuurrve with a man but any time you want to get married to me, also a heterosexual woman, just say the word. Diet Coke, gin, bologna, ice cream and corn dogs - all terms of endearment here. You can cook but i cannot. I can however chop, dice, clean up and send cooks swooning with compliments. Give…

Coke and hookers, I think, paid for by government coffers. Not terribly creative but he doesn’t seem to have much going on upstairs. Something Wiener Lite.

As a shamed Canadian who witnessed our PM implode today amid racist wrong doings, maybe I shouldn’t pass opinion on American political crappola but this exchange was ridiculous. Gaetz is a puffed-up partisan dickwad. Al Sharpton handled himself extremely well, allowing his opponent to rant and rave and show himself as…

See, Alonso’s body depresses me for a few reasons. Chief among them is that he looks like that and is a world-class, rich as fuck athlete. My husband is in the gym 6 days a week, is terrified of eating sugar and fat, is carved from stone, and he was just diagnosed with heart and kidney disease. Fucking Christ.

Point taken. I knew there were rumours to this effect but wasn’t sure how legitimate.

He was sex on a stick in Saturday Night Fever - the opening sequence alone is amazing. And then when he dances....well, you cannot do better than that.

You’re probably right about ignorance of fact - I guess a little trip to Wikipedia or the zillion other bio sites was out of the question!

He really looks good, doesn't he? And those sapphire-blue eyes are on better display, too.

Spencer Tracy was gay? Wow.

I agree with you about John Travolta (and other celebrities) being possibly victimized by Scientology. I may be way off but I think rich celebs are presented with a watered-down version of the ‘religion’, and otherwise pampered and shielded to keep the millions of bucks rolling in. I don’t think the high-profile…

So, a father praising his daughter and expressing his love for her is somehow deserving of mockery? I think he’s a very proud and adoring father - the very opposite of the monster I was saddled with.

Right, I forgot. No one else is capable of stringing a sentence together, it seems. 

He “wrote the hat”? Come on, editors. Christ.

A month ago, I adopted the adult version of Howard Stern’s kitten. His name is Malcolm and I am almost embarrassingly crazy in love with him. Mally is huge, gorgeous and has a great sense of humour, as evidenced here.

Thank you for making lemon water squirt out my nose. God, that is funny - and true!

Yep. The worst of the worst - and that is saying something, given Canada’s production of some of the most twisted serial killers out there. Plus, check out the pics of Williams sporting his victims’ lingerie. Maverick didn't do that! (Right?)