Squirt a glob of dish liquid on the label - wet the sticker first - and leave it for a few minutes. Use a wet cloth to remove the label then wash, as usual. It works every time.

Do you just plop it in the pan or do you need oil or something?

Regarding Top Gun, Canadian former head honcho of the nation’s Armed Forces, Russell Williams, cited Top Gun as his prime motivation to become a pilot and embark on a military career - he reportedly viewed the film a hundred times. Then he became a serial killer/mass rapist and was stripped of his wings. So, there’s…

He looks like he has a great belly laugh. The missing teeth kill me.

I think it is safe to assume that everyone connected with The Glutton Bowl wears dad shoes.

This is basically The Pet Rock in liquid form. If she can make a ton of dough by delving into the minds of fools, good on her. 

Thank you very much. I think I will be okay, given time.

Exactly. My organs are being protected from radiation and chemo but i have developed a very hard snare drum at my abdomen and an acne onslaught that would make a 14 year old sob. When I complained to my doctor, I got the "just be glad it's not worse" crap. Ugh, indeed.

Huzzah! My bump is courtesy of a steroid-based medication and guzzling Diet Coke - it's the only thing that fights related cottonmouth. Bump-alicious!

This!! And a lot of old (and new) stuff is on YouTube so you can enjoy the Jackie/Timmy saga again.

Other former white Bronco owners include....

In 2nd year (Canadian, here!) I went home for the Thanksgiving holiday and one of my roommates decided to sleep in my bed. She proceeded to period prodigiously all over my light pink sheets - that she had any blood left in her afterward is a gynecological mystery. My sheets were ruined, my mattress was soaked thru to…

What the ever living fuck? That is beyond stupid. A friend grew up in a granola household where the family bed was the norm. Mom, dad, two daughters, one son, two dogs, one cat, one rabbit. The kids were “allowed” to leave this family stew when they entered high school - if they wanted to. The whole thing boggles the…

You said a mouthful. And, at night, kids are mini-furnaces that sweat like hogs. If they weasel their way into your bed, you then sweat and your sheets are garbage in the morning. So, you’ve been kneed, elbowed, shoved and drenched. Like hell you’ve slept more than 42 minutes, instead clinging to the damp edge of your…

Perfect. All I will add to this is the preferred mode of execution, as it were: the Chiefs jumbotron, broadcasted internationally. Oh, the GIFS! 

What a piece of shit. And the #1 vote for most punchable face in the free world. PLEASE, someone knock him on his undoubtedly-prune-y ass.

Please let this be true, please let this be true, please let this be true....

I was obsessed with that cover - it was the most glamorous thing this farm girl had seen at age 11. I love that there existed, somewhere, a black turban with a fish-net veil. Like Joan Collins at an extra-bitchy funeral.

I am a Toronto resident and native and last night gave me the deep-down thrills similar to my beloved Jays’ supremacy in ‘92 and ‘93. I went to work on no sleep, no speaking voice, and drunk on the city-wide hysteria.

Okay, okay. Every Torontonian knows all about the ultra-shitty numbers that our much-maligned Leafs drum up. They stink almost always and, when they do get into playoff position, they choke like Linda Lovelace and Harry Reems. We know this. And still we turn our pasty faces toward the next season, trying not to spin…