I see her uterus as a type of clown car. Every month or so, another baby comes schlomping out of it.

It’s like when they make you say “Ibeetha” for Ibiza. It doesn’t feel or sound right at all. And why? Because THERE IS A “Z” IN THERE FOR A REASON!!!!!! Ahem.

It should be uploaded to Youtube by now and it shouldn’t be blocked due to location.

Correction: two people died. Very horrible deaths, at that. Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman were both slaughtered that night.

I know, right? He’s not as beautiful as OJ was, facially. And I hate OJ with a passion but, face it, he was very pretty.

Also good is Lawrence Schiller’s “American Dream”. It’s still juicy stuff but also dismantles the legalities and the building of the actual case through to the verdict. The book also includes post-trial reflections from those in the OJ camp who changed their minds about Simpson’s innocence, notably Bob Kardashian. I…

More like “DiaNOTics”. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

I am freaking out — this thing looks amazing! Even if Cuba Gooding Jr. isn’t as pretty as OJ was, even if David Schwimmer has a bit of Joe Francis about him, even if Travolta is the colour of graham crackers — I think we will witness TV history. Lurid, gratuitous, outstanding TV history. Yay!!

Thank you. It was not the best day, that’s for certain. I am giving myself a day off of the job search, and am watching bad TV and eating the ice cream I was keeping in the freezer for just such a day.

The asshole on the phone is the asshole who owns the company, believe it or not. There is no one to complain to — except you! Your indignation on my behalf actually helps, though. It feels good when others see your dismay and not only understand it but can empathize. You’re terrific.

Your good thoughts and incredibly great gifs are much appreciated. I found my face doing something almost foreign and unfamiliar as I watched them....gasp! A smile! Thank you for that, most of all.

My friend — can I call you that? — I know just what you are feeling right now. My employment/unemployment history is much like yours and my brain is breaking a little more every day that goes by.

I was absolutely obsessed with the chicken in the Shake ‘n Bake commercials. They’d cut into it and it would crunch and look soooo juicy. I would practically salivate. It wasn’t til I was 19 or so that I actually had Shake ‘n Bake chicken. It was an epic letdown.

HOW DARE YOU?! That’s easily the grossest thing I’ve read here. The nerve.

Me, either. I think I might have to go to bed without brushing my teeth for the first time in years. I am afraid I’ll trigger my gag reflex with technicolour results.

Those were the two stories that got me, too. The dip cup episode is still closing my throat up as I type this. And how can you be Tampon/Piss Lady and live a life. HOOOOOOOWWWWW????!!!!!

Trust me, your visceral rejection of La Frankel is very appropriate and fitting. She was almost fun for the first season of Housewives, only to slide into shrill, unpleasant and difficult to digest.

I think that Janice is both sufficiently crazy AND bad-ass to shave anything anywhere. Yes, I endorse the pube shaving. She’s earned it, somehow.

So I didn’t dream that? I really thought that I was the only one to have conjured that one after a lurid evening of to much cheap red wine and frozen pizza. I love Eric Stonestreet and, if it did happen, I hope he’s okay. Really.

Well, that just fucking stinks to high heaven. Shit.