Mine does, too! I don’t think my nipples would un-harden for the rest of the day, if I stepped into a warming-up shower. Nope.

Can someone please, PLEASE, explain to me why the contestants always shout their answers? I understand the over-enunciating but why the bellowing? Whhyyyyyyy?

I’m re-watching the Six Feet Under episodes where Justin is banging Brenda. I forgot how cute he is and how he is probably not terrible to have in one’s bed.

Right? I have the feeling that she just might be very unpleasant to be around, much less be married to. I don’t think she’s pissy/mean like Julia Roberts. Just not very nice and a bit of a pill.

And Joe bought JFK’s entry to Haaahvaaahd. And with the Queen’s deep pockets (handbags?), for sure someone would have taken Harry.

Astonishingly, yes, they do. I have seen them in Walmart (here in Toronto, at least) and in a few dollar stores. In every colour of the rainbow.

Textiles left over from upholstering some couch someplace.

Wisconsin soccer mom, circa 2008.

My sister didn’t do the cradling thing much, but she totally took advantage of the shelf-quality of her belly when she hit her 3rd trimester. My go-to image of her pregnancy is her, on the couch, feet up on the coffee table, with a gigantic bowl of popcorn on her belly, almost obscuring her face. Other items often…

He reminds me, very disturbingly, of Bill Cosby, for some reason.

I second that! He is probably one of the few men alive who could talk about politics, literature etc and not sound like a windbag. Then lay you down and do you right. Yes. Sexy, absolutely. (I am 49, btw)

I keep thinking that it’s stretched-out leeches.

No shit, I’ve been at Leafs home games when the fans cheered the visiting team’s goals. Leafs hatred/disgust runs deep, my friend.

And people from Northern Quebec. Please get your facts straight.

You spelled Kody right. Their slews of children have questionably-named / -spelled names, also.

I know, right. Shit.

Does it actually taste like milk and have the same mouthfeel? I am afraid to try it lest it tastes and feels like Wite Out.

Would not. Based almost solely on the horrendous tattoos on his forearms - barbed wire thingies. I can only imagine what is adorning the rest of him.

Um, fuck off? I am a (mostly) proud Torontonian and part of that “undeserving fanbase” you so stupidly speak of. The Jays have had some terrible, terrible years - I am the first one to admit that. BUT they played their damn asses off this year and they are right where they should be: on top. Let ‘em celebrate as hard…

I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for him to reveal that his entire life has been one big, not-terribly-funny joke. This cannot be real. He’s a buffoon in every sense of the word and we aren’t much better for encouraging him.