Awesome chick. I mean, your wife might be Drew's twin sister, but I would hazard a guess that fact would make it difficult to have sex with her. Yeah, awesome chick.

Ooooh, more voicemails and texts from you, please!

While I don't agree with your stance on the death penalty, I respect your right and willingness to express your opinion. It is such a divisive and contentious issue. We're lucky that we have the freedom to debate and discuss. Take care.

"Twilight" guy crossed with that Hilton brat with a dollop of Bieber.

If someone baked any kind of cake for me, I'd eat the fuck out of it. I can barely fry an egg and am way grateful when someone goes to any kind of bother to feed me.

I am the victim and survivor of a very violent and repugnant crime. One of my attackers is a serial rapist / murderer and is in prison for the remainder of his life. I wish I could say that this satisfies me or many of the other victims but it does not. He is unquestionably guilty and his very existence is both a slap…

I used to clean out the litter box with bleach and nearly fell over a few times, not realizing that cat piss = ammonia + bleach = death. I am not a dumb person on the regular. I swear.

If I may add one tiny but important tip: let the bed cool down before making your bed. The sheets and pillowcases will be fresher and crisper if you allow some time to elapse - get up, push your covers all the way back and go about your morning. I usually make my bed as a final task before leaving the house.

I would categorize him as more of a douche than a monster. With a side order of pompous.

Agreed. If I could add all the stars in the galaxy here, I so would. Axe is an evil presence in our world.

I might go #2, #3, #1 but, yeah, you're right on the money. Rob Ford should be on the list somewhere, too.

For those not in the know, Britt was (in)famous this season for not only being crazy and a cry-baby, but also for NEVER SHOWERING and FOR WEARING FULL MAKE-UP ALWAYS. The make-up thing is bad enough, but she admitted to not showering or washing her hair for literally weeks. Thought you should know before you commit to…

That's a wonderfully informative and illustrative answer — thanks! I agree with your assessment...pretty much what I was thinking but it's always good to check on such things.

I have Sid Farkus' number, if he needs it. Oh, and stay away from Banlon.

At what point do men's boobs graduate into tits? I actually would like to know this.

This guy is a well-known Foamer — the train version of a Plushy. His enthusiasm is almost 100% carnal, I'd guess.

I work as a client manager in a retirement home. I am often called upon to fix the computers of our aged tenants which usually involves deleting spam or pointing out the power button for the fortieth time. Last summer, I was summoned to un-stick a stubborn spacebar and turned the keyboard over to knock loose crumbs…

He was on Millionaire Matchmaker (I know, I know) recently, and he said that most of his family lives with them in Georgia. His mother and his sister, her kids, his brother in law etc etc. Which is probably a nice atmosphere. He said that Anna Nicole's photo is not represented more in the house than other family…

Truer words have never been written. I get a rush to the brain every time I see a photo of him, I hate him that much. The ultimate douche bag, IMHO.

Am I the only one who read that as "JonBenet"? Or am I the lone morbid soul commenting this fine evening?