And she is GORGEOUS and seems to be a very sweet little girl. I hope, too, that she has a happy life. From what I have seen, Larry Birkhead is a good dad. Who'd a thunk?

He's mute except when he's letting out these huge SIIIGGGHHHSS every five seconds. I counted fourteen of these woe-is-me sighs in one between-commercials segment.

I have watched practically every episode and there are so many incredible ones to choose from, if you want to do a memory lane thing. For me, the most wrenching show was TDS's return after 9/11. Most talk show hosts had their own few minutes of addressing the audience and the events of that horrible time, but Jon…

I was imagining some sort of celebratory bukkakke situation over at FoxNews. It seems fitting somehow.

And why aren't they in a tree or up high? I am disturbed.

Horrifying. I can't stop looking at these terrible, terrible owls. I know I will have night terrors for at least a month.

But the horrible stench! I swear I am being rendered infertile every time I take a snootful of LushStink.

My meeting with James Deen was probably wasted on me at the time. I had seen him only in photos and clips, so I wasn't as "educated" as I am now. If I met him today, I would probably be a blubbering, blushing fool. Oh, and I really like Stoya, too! She's hot as lava, that one.

Isn't it nice when famous/infamous people turn out to be so accommodating and lovely? My sister told me that Ted Nugent, of all people, was just a love when she met him at a guitar store signing thingy a few years back. He was really nice to everyone, stayed around until the line was done and he didn't say no to…

I agree with you 100%. Imagine having that kind of immense talent coming out of every pore and absolute self-confidence. Plus, HE NEVER AGES. He looks virtually the same now as he did in this plum morsel of musical porn (for which I am so, so grateful). I love him so much. The word "genius" is bandied about so much…

That's really disappointing — The Hedgehog looks like he'd be very friendly and have a great sense of humour. Boo on him.

I paused reading at that point, too. I think Osama was way taller than Adolf so, for a one bullet shot to the heads, you'd need to arrange for a box for Adolf to stand on. Or Osama could kneel. I think it's very obvious that I thought about this even longer than you did. Whether that's a good thing or a shameful fact,…

Was the pun intended or not? I gotta know!!

Sweet mother of christ. I think my head exploded 6 times as I read that. The bronco is a terrible cherry on top of a horrific sundae. Damn.

For what it's worth from someone you don't even know, congratulations for finding a wonderful relationship. I have never been married, but I had a common law commitment for several years which was, to put it mildly, not great. Now, I am single and finally in a mindset where I might just venture out there again.…

I wish I was. This is a woman who sulked very openly when her son and DIL decided to not share the gender of their first baby when they found out they were expecting. Mother Horrible had a huge fit and made it known that she had a RIGHT to know, that she is equally important to the baby as his/her parents. Just an…

My close friend is getting married for the second time this summer, and took her mother (along with me and two female cousins) dress shopping here in Toronto last September. When my friend emerged from the dressing room in the first two or three dresses, her mother said, in a variation on the following: (very loudly)…

Remember when she was Grace Adler's mother? She was so fabulous and belted out a show tune every chance she got. I hated that show but their guest stars were often bang on.

What you said. Hockey-game-organ music had to have accompanied this miracle during her walk. I am bursting with pride.

And/or rub his nose in the mess. That'll teach 'im.