Here it is folks, not only has he been around more artsists than us, but clearly he knows a thing or two about psychology.  Pack it up boys, squirtloaf has this handled.

A very special, zesty edition of Friday Kate.

Okay champ.

Ah, it truly wouldn’t be one of my beer articles if someone didn’t jump into the comments to tell me I drink like a pussy. [marks that square off the bingo card]

Cable news without these grifters is like pro wrestling without heels.

How about stop putting them on TV? They already know that people like her won’t tell the truth, so what’s left to see? Scripted drama? :/

Thanks for your opinion, homophobe.

Relax, pal. I was just joshing. Once you’re married, you too will take pleasure in taking jabs at people who haven’t sold their freedom away yet.

My take away from this article is that Zack is trying really hard to convince people he has a gf.

Yeah. I’m able to enjoy something and also see it has flaws and be critical of those flaws.

I actually am enjoying Days Gone. Just want Deacon to shut up a bit.

Name a breakfast food anywhere as delicious, like, sushi or marinated cassava. I’ll wait.

They had already known to remove it from the 2002 game, and it would be obvious to anyone on the Nintendo of America side.

I think whatever the explanation is could be innocent enough, but wanted to call attention to the phrasing of their statement, which makes it appear as if, long before fans saw and started debating it, Nintendo had already planned to take it out (and thus it showing up in the Treehouse session was a mistake). 

inb4 Gamergaters start complaining about SJWs ruining their games

so what you’re saying is, this whole DNA test thing is a net positive. i just want to get this straight

I wasn’t able to squeeze every detail I learned into this preview. I’ll just a few more down here, but, also... ask me anything about RDR2 in a reply to this comment and I’ll do my best to answer them.

Friendly reminder that the AV Club comments section is now a dumpster fire.

nintendos tryna eat microsofts lunch