This was actually really interesting to read! I played your Serious Sam game and was wondering what kind of person would make that game; you come across exactly as I would expect someone who’d think up that game to come across (in a good way, definitely).

The ammo thing, you’re spot on. The Chainsaw is a great idea,…

Oh christ shut the fuck up you whiny asshole. Nobody cares about this asshole. He’s not dead, he just got idiot checked. Get back to be when cops aren’t openly killing black people if you want me to care about this chucklefuck getting tuned up at a punk show.

My fucking god I hope you’re not serious.

Well, Nintendo cares, for one. It’s their platform, so, uh...Yeah, actually they do get to decide how it’s pronounced provided you want to publish on their platform. In fact, they make this pretty explicit! It’s not really up for debate as far as their publishing branch is concerned.

At the risk of mansplaining the…

Yes.

It’s here and is, upon review, more than one sentence so I was admittedly being pretty cavalier about that, but the relevant bit:

Guys.

Nintendo Lotcheck (the Publishing Certification QA for Nintendo) spells all this out very specifically. They go into great detail exactly how something should be spelled, displayed, and pronounced. So do Sony with their TCRs and Microsoft with their XRs; they’ve all got branding guidelines, and they require you…

I am forever entertained at that time when someone actually got a quote out of the person at the DoD who’d be responsible for being on the chain of command necessary for Trump to let the nukes fly.

It was like a one sentence response that unpacked neatly into:
a) no, we don’t just let president to fire nuclear missiles…

Nailed it.

I don’t feel bad for the guy at all, but I do think if he had all his faculties shit would’ve been “Like Dubya But Shittier” instead of “Fallout 5 Prologue Chapter”.

But we have a guy who was an egotistical dolt to begin with; he will *never* be convinced he actually has the condition he has, let alone agree…

Jesus, Mike.

I don’t think any of us were ready for you to log off, dude.

Man yeah that’s all the proof we need this is having no effect on their business whatsoever! Ha ha stupid liberals!

Hey let’s go buy a whole bunch of Papa John’s stock, I bet it’s gonna be so funny when it doesn’t crater in value and they totally just give Papa John his job back ‘cause they’re doing so well.

(this is…

So basically: “Wait...Are we the baddies? No. Couldn’t be. Must be a trick.”

Sorry lady.

I’m in my mid 30s, male, don’t have kids; my friend since childhood is basically me, but swap sex and child status. She lived next door, our parents had all grown up together, all went to college together, were and remain lifelong friends, and we were born a little over two weeks apart.

It’s definitely borderline enough (completely ignoring how fucking scummy it is) that he deserved to be fired for it alone. What it unarguably is is wildly, jaw-droppingly unprofessional and grounds for immediate termination of employment regardless of technical legality, because what the holy mother of fuck is wrong…

Uber’s....laws.
Laws.
For Uber.

And you’re an Intern. In Washington DC. Working, presumably, in the institution responsible for governing. Which makes laws. Which you’d think would involve knowing what the word “law” means, or maybe understanding what a law is.


But, let’s ditch all that, because you’re an Intern wearing…

We’re talking about a guy who took the opportunity while describing his near-fatal heart attack on national television to point out that his biggest fear was that because they’d have to go through his groin to check his arteries, they had to shave his junk, and “of course, it’s tiny.”

Kevin doesn’t seem like a guy who…

From 2013, 2014, and 2016. And now.

But you think this must just be a long con for money, not a pattern of behavior.

I dunno, if your sport immediately appears to the uninitiated to be a bunch of attractive svelte European men who mostly run for 90 minutes with 80,000 people orgasmically watching them do it and about every 5 minutes one of them will periodically do their best attempt at mime to convince you that both femurs have…

If you want to maintain your vestigial, barely-still-there respect for humanity, don’t read the relipes.

If you’ve long ago given up and can’t wait for Giant Meteor to finally glass this shitbox of a planet once and for all and are looking for some more justification to continue holding on to that worldview, though, dig…

I just sent this to a co-worker I don’t like because I knew it would annoy him.