What’s the over/under that Cohen is simply too tech-illiterate to figure out how to migrate data from one phone to the other?

Given that his boss appears to be illiterate without the need for a qualifier, Trump probably thought Cohen was Steve Jobs.

“Look at all those phones he has! The guy is a computer wizard! We…

I’m totally behind this whole “NRA Memebers Blow Up Shit They Paid For Because Protesting I Guess???” thing. It doesn’t harm the companies in question (you need to, uh, have already bought and paid for their products before you can rage-shoot them), it’s amusing as hell to watch from the sidelines as idiots destroy…

I wonder how many poorly-spelled tweets this fuckstick has had slide out of him that attempt to mock people’s “safe spaces”. I wonder what his “snowflake” count is.

I’m also reasonably sure his brain is physically incapable of understanding the hypocrisy or irony, either way.

Well, from the handwriting it looks like whoever wrote this was on day four of a six-day meth binge so I can’t imagine the culprit will be too hard to find.

Oh for fuck’s sake, if you’re going to go through the trouble of making an account, at the very least come up with something less lame than that so we can laugh at it. This reheating-President-Wario’s-favorite-insult thing just makes you look like you’re too dumb to be on the internet anyway and wound up here because…

So I watched this. And I can’t be the only one who noticed, but...

It’s more of the same. They’re just doing the same thing again and expecting us to get excited. Like, if they act excited enough about it and insist hard enough we’re all gonna believe them, even though every single solitary thing they’ve outlined is…

I can’t decide which is weirder/more depressing/grosser/all of the above.

1. The fact that some nutjob with vague Hollywood connections(?) thought to himself “Gee, I sure would like to be sexually serviced by a bunch of attractive starlets but the psychopathy and general creep vibe I give off is hindering that despite…

I’m not bringing him out of the greys, but this is just too breathtakingly dumb to leave buried forever. Anyone wanna take a stab at deciphering it?

Eeeexactly.

A healthy chunk of the younger folks who’d normally show up to this are 4Chan trolls. It stops being fun for them when you can’t just shitpost and then walk away.

All it took was one rally where it got a little too real in order for them to decide that sitting at home posting on /r/TheDonald consequence-free was a lot…

Yeah, agreed. I mean, I saw some of her pieces and honestly they do look pretty cool? And the tech behind how some of them are made is interesting, where you can be 3D printing using the same material but by varying how densely and in what structure it’s layered on there you can change the solidity of the object. So,…

I actually re-watched this with a roommate who’d never seen it before and we had to pause the movie at this point because Michael Wincott’s delivery delivery is the greatest thing we’d ever heard.

You gotta set up the context, though. He says it to Eric right as it’s dawning on him that he can now be hurt, and Top…

What’s the over/under on us finding out pretty shortly that Kelly also retained Cohen as an attorney?

To see what the “other side” has to say. I mean, I know exactly what it is, and if I want to read not-insane conservative commentary I go elsewhere (though options are quite few in that regard). But there’s part of me who knows that places like Breibart are the only places some people gather any information.

Better…

I can only imagine that the pressure of dealing with Blizzard’s, uh, vocal fanbase for that many years can get tiresome, at least enough to make the prospect of both not having to do it anymore and being able to kinda be your own boss again seem like a good move.

Back in my WoW years I remember hearing stories about…

Yeeeah. I see a lot of articles mentioning that she’s a “Professor at MIT” and kinda leave it at that. You see MIT, you think “Oh she must be doing out-there science stuff and be crazy smart” and, uh, nah, not really.

She isn’t dumb by any means! But she’s really more of a hippie artist than what we’d automatically…

Jhonen Vasquez (the artist who created Invader Zim and did a lot of underground comics before and after that) has a fanbase that’s composed roughly 50/50 between now-aging goths and hyperactive teenagers; out of necessity he’s developed a pretty good plan for shutting these kinds of things down, which he explains…

I know I’m essentially just reiterating the article by saying this, but fuck it, I’m having way too much fun just knowing how apocalyptically fucked everyone involved in this is.

Trump is an idiot; this is less an opinion, or even an insult, so much as merely a statement of a fact.

Everyone knows this, even his…

You know, I’m gonna preface this by admitting that I’m not a Hillary fan. At all.

Remember her “Why don’t they Pokay-GO TO THE POLLS?” comment she tossed out to attempt to appear as a non-lizard person to Millennial/younger voters when Pokemon Go was still a thing? I cringed so fucking hard that my face inverted and…

I sent this to a friend of a friend who had insisted up and down that they must’ve been there for hours and/or been rude/intimidating(?) to the staff or, ya know, some other reason besides just being black because that totally can’t happen and they’re just making this a race thing for publicity and blah blah blah…