Much like “Mainstream”, “Truth” is another word they’ve happily co-opted to mean what they want it to mean (“information that reinforces what I already believe”) as opposed to what it actually means (“facts unaffected by belief”).

To be fair, this isn’t endemic to conservatives. It’s a human thing, we all do it.…

Heh. I actually fucked up; I’d intended to have it be “17,000" because hyperbole(?) but was too lazy to edit it back in.

I’m sure this will be entirely ignored by her loyal audience, who are just happy to see Fox no longer visibly holding the L inflicted on them by a teenager over Twitter, but:

Watching these dipshits think they can outsmart teens on social media and then get their shit wrecked is like watching your fat drunk Uncle talk about how he could fuckin’ fuck Gronkowski up and then Gronk shows up and splatters him into the side of the garage.

We know you need to constantly talk up how big and tough…

I mean it’s no Gorilla Channel but it’ll do.

So what’s the over/under on how long this manages to stay in Donnie’s beady crosshairs? The usual week-ish, or will this be something he can’t just let drop out of his brain’s RAM?

This isn’t someone he can just immediately mentally/verbally dismiss as some rando underling who he barely even knew and discard to avoid…

I don’t have a Switch handy to check but I believe you can also disable kid accounts from being able to dick with the Switch’s settings to prevent that kind of scenario (and as the article states, to send you a warning if they try). It just treats the Options menu like any other “game” on the system.

That said, the…

Frieza’s face in that thumbnail is the same one I made scrolling down this post.

Whoever is responsible for that Pikachu costume needs to be tried in the Hague because that easily classifies as a war crime.

Hell, President Wario might just give Bruno Ganz a run for his money performance-wise in terms of “Who better captures the mindset of a Bunkered-and-Desperate Hitler”.

On a side note, I’m baffled there isn’t already a meme of this video with 45's head superimposed over Hitler’s and subtitles referencing the Muller…

I think we’ve probably got one more stage of panicked fury before The Fear takes hold and Trump just cuts and runs.

Presented for your consideration, the Trump DEFCON Level:

0 - Gloating:
This is “attending a rally in Florida filled with Middle-Age white people screaming in orgasmic worship for him” Trump. This is the…

The best part of this will be if Trump tries to pardon him only to find out he can’t and throws a geriatric tantrum for the world to hear (you know that shit will be leaked in 0.2 nanoseconds no matter how behind-closed-doors it is).

Yeah, this keeps coming back to me as well.

I mean, for one thing we can zoom out and this happening was more or less a given: eSports (really, just, sports in general) is taking what are essentially kids, young adults at best (Competitive Overwatch isn’t understood to be an old person’s game to say the very least),…

Yeah, and we were okay with it when it happened to you too, Bill.
Keep defending Ingraham, though. I think we’d all be down for it happening to you again.

Cool, do it. No backsies, either.

Were I ever in a position to meet with this guy, if he insisted on getting his gun out, then I insist on getting my dick out. If we’re gonna play the “mine’s bigger” game then let’s go, motherfucker. Based on your need to carry a gun around at all times to compensate, I ain’t worried about losing this one.

I know the presidency is a job that famously ages you (look at Obama, Clinton, and Dubya for before-and-afters — that is a hard eight years) but man Trump is not taking this well. He looked...Well, quasi-human before, at least. Now? I’d swear the dude was in his early eighties.

His whole presidency has been a slow (sloooow) realization that “President” doesn’t mean “King” and just saying you want a thing to happen doesn’t mean your minions are now tasked with making it happen and that’s it, and then an extended session of petulant-child-grade foot-stamping and tantrum throwing because he is…

I mean I guess the one silver lining from this is that pretty much everyone they can bring on deck has said such incredibly stupid shit happily on-record in the Obama days (when they figured it didn’t matter at all) that...Well, this happens. A lot.

It’s pretty funny.

Bwaaahahahah
This is him at Maximum Pain and I love it.
Never thought you’d be required to praise Marin Luther King Jr. in public, huh big guy? You’re handling it well.*

*no

Mmmk. I’ll admit, just based on the picture I was all set to be like “Man, come on, I do that all the time when I’m frustrated or just thinking or even have a headache. Does nobody else put their fingers on their temples and use it to support their head in this situations?” And it does look like he’s resting his…