She wasn’t “visibly angry”. You’d have to have ordinary human emotions and a coherent sense of right and wrong for that. She was “visibly annoyed” because it’s hard to spin those questions and not look like a monster, and she’s definitely a path-of-least-resistance kind of person who despises having to pretend to give…

I mean isn’t that half the point?

Ten-year vet who finally got out after asking myself that same question; the stability now is much less stressful, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t look at my giant-ass stack of lanyards from E3/CCSD/PAX/TGS/etc. and get misty for all the memories those represent. There were some solid good, exciting, fucking fun…

Man, I’m kinda torn by Jack White.

I like his music, I like the aesthetic he brings to stuff for the most part, but interviews with him swing between enlightening and interesting and “Sweet fucking Jesus get the fuck over yourself you pretentious, sanctimonious cunt ”.

In case anyone hasn’t seen it, here’s a chunk of…

On the one hand, Body Shaming Is Bad™. Yes.

On the other hand, the people we’re body shaming are the kind of people who only get insulted when you go for that kind of stuff, so, uh. Fuck ‘em. (Not literally, what with the baby dicks and all). Say whatever hurts them the most and then laugh at their pain. I have…

...Where’s the rest of him?

Nganno’s the one I wanted to see win for obvious reasons — I miss the excitement of seeing a Jon Jones style mutant come out of the pack and just dominate (although I could do without the self-destruction Jones is so fond out outside the octagon) but this fight is just reality stepping in to remind us that it still…

I think WoW gets a pass for its nonsense armor in the same way that Star Wars gets a pass for having sound (and often gravity) in space. It’s a stylistic affect that the universe uses for dramatic flair. You don’t really look at WoW, with its fridge-sized shoulderpads and weird body proportions and mounts that appear…

Yeah I...Don’t get why people hate that movie so much? Its biggest crime was not being as good as the other Indy movies, not really being a horrible movie in and of itself. I actually really liked the greaser idea with Shia TheBeef, it had some funny moments, and the whole Aliens thing bothered people but a magical…

OH GOD I FORGOT LUCASFILM DID WILLOW. DON’T FUCK WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT, MAN. NOW THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. /hyperventilates into paper bag

I...I would kill for a return to Willow, oh my god. Swap out Kilmer and swap in Momoa for Madmartigan, find a way to hire Bruce Cambell in there somewhere, give Oscar…

I guess the silver lining(?) to people like this is that “insane racist gunhumper cop” usually overlaps with “breathtakingly fucking stupid”. I know Computers Are Hard™ and these guys’ exposure to the internet largely starts and stops with the Interracial tab in PornHub, but you’d figure anyone with a couple…

Does anyone really care about Melania? Lady, you married a sentient garbage bag full of stupid for the money. I get it. You’re miserable. I have all the sympathy for you that I would for someone sticking a metal pipe in their bike spokes and then eating shit. You did this to yourself. I don’t have to gloat over your…

Whatcha think the odds are that Sessions sees this girl and gets really confused because he thought only “the blacks” smoked “the pot”?

I mean why else do you you think he hates it so much? You just know some jazz singer in the 20s (back when Sessions was still capable of achieving an erection without watching…

I didn’t watch The Mummy because I had far more enjoyable things to do, like pound nails through my scrotum, but I head that Cruise is noticeably and alarmingly CGI’ed in that movie. Not so much to make it look like he’s not doing his own stunts, but to make him look dramatically younger than he actually appears.

Can…

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Glad they worked it out.

I don’t even watch the dude. Watching Streamers just isn’t really my thing, I guess? I’d rather play games than watch ‘em (read: I am very old) but I appreciate this guy actually putting in some effort and playing a character and attempting to be an entertainer, as opposed to just “I’ma plunk…

Oi. I’m a giant Star Wars nerd. And you know what? Bring it the fuck ON, sir.

Star Wars has mega-broad appeal. That’s one of its strengths as a brand. But, if Disney had to decide between aiming it at kids or aiming it at adults, I’m under zero misconceptions about which way they’d rather that go. I know what I signed…

Look at Yipes, infamous for his profanity-laden shit talk during Mahvel matches. That’s what got him famous; he knows more than better to clean the fuck up when he’s in front of the camera (these days, any camera) because he’s now one of the faces of the culture and he can’t be dropping n-bombs and calling people…

*yawn*

You gotta up your game, man. You can’t just say shit louder than the other guy and expect anyone to give a fuck anymore. Bleached-Butthole-Eyes kinda ruined that one for your side.

Spot on. Know your audience, as the saying goes.

I’m a fighting game player. I’ve played with the same group for over a decade. We drink and smoke when we play. If I had to classify the setting, I’d go with “’hood as fuck”. And I don’t mean “bunch of straight white kids who think dropping the n-bomb is fun”. The…