So it would seem this is being done by an actual doctor instead of whatever random long-hair is willing to sign off on Trumples’ Adderall in bulk. Cool; is there any way that, even if he doesn’t consent to it (LOL etc.) that this thing leaks and reveals him to be only actually alive and cognizant in the most literal…

I didn’t know who Charlie Daniels was because *country icon* and I know about as much about that as I do about that Logan Paul dipshit who is famous on YouTube for being an asshole with a severe learning disability or something, *but* in the time it took my brain to move from the headline text to the picture of him…

I’ve been binge-F5ing Breibart for hours now. It’s beautiful in a gross way, like watching a furious, retarded gorilla shit itself inside out while screaming in confusion about it and trying desperately to cram the shit back in while some of the other less-shit-covered gorillas point at it and laugh.

So many conspiracy…

Trump doesn’t know what things mean when he says them, but he’s sure they’re the best things.

Then his brain runs dry of its 56k of RAM when he’s expected to remember another “sentence” full of “words” he’s supposed to “say” and forgets whatever that great sounding thing was. Despite the future being an abject horror…

I want the shot where that cute kid in the middle looks around at the wrecks of humanity surrounding her and realizes that her future is nothing but a hellpit of misery and coke binges and just nopes the fuck out of there.

I swear to god her right eye is making a very slow, deliberate attempt with each new press conference to escape the rest of her face.

That is the keyboard of someone who was primarily a laptop user until now. It’s not that it’s a terrible decision, it’s just what you gravitate towards if you’re used to thinking of a keyboard as “thing what makes words” as opposed to “thing I use to pwn n00bs that should probably also be beer-proof”. It’s part of the…

If anyone isn’t currently checking out the raging, continent-sized toxic sludge inferno that is the Breibart comments section right now holy shit you are missing out.

If you’ve ever wanted to see a bunch of fundies with dramatically more conviction than brain horsepower suffer a collective 404 Error because nobody’s…

Don’t let Fahey see your choice of keyboard, though.

Or rather, DO show him and then convince him to loan you one of his many, many mechanical ones from what I can only assume is his pink-colored underground doom bunker full of them.

This is definitely the way to go for your primary PC controller. Barring that, an Xbone or 360 wired controller will work just fine and is dramatically cheaper, but really, splurge on the Elite if you can, particularly if you’re one of those PC-Gaming-From-The-Couch weirdos. Like me.

(for real, it rules)

For a bunch of…

I mean he’s probably not “racist” insofar as he doesn’t really have the mental capacity to be, sure. I’m pretty sure his ability to differentiate between people starts and stops at how much they’re willing to tell him how great he is and then just kinda gets more vague from there. I’m not convinced his squinty…

Aww, but they look so...Made for each other. She screams “I have entitlement issues and an ego the size of an icebreaker barge” and he screams “I have never known a millisecond of economic hardship in my entire life and never will but really truly believe I’m a man of the people”.

Man that ain’t a ‘roided out build. He looks like a kid who works out sometimes.

Anyway I’ll go join the chorus of olds who have no idea who this guy is and don’t really care, which is fine. It’s actually kinda nice to be old enough that I can not be up on the latest e-celebrity and genuinely not give a fuck? I didn’t…

This is pretty much the best possible news regarding this.

Something you see happen a fair amount with internet trolls who think that shit works in real life is an amazing propensity to walk directly into the most avoidable self-owns possible and then be very confused that saying “lol jk” in court doesn’t really…

Yeah, the “Power ON aaaand nothing” moment is the most nerve-wracking thing. I’ve built three PCs over the years and every single time it’s been something.

Although I guess on the flip side, as soon as I figured out what that something was and replaced it, everything else worked fine.

It really sucks trying to figure…

My god that picture.

This dumbass needs to be in a nursing home, not pretending to have an important job just to satiate his ego. Go hang out with all the other racist senile grandpas until you finish swirling the drain you old shithead. Jesus christ.

I can’t decide if Miller is going balder or if his forehead is just expanding while his actual hairline stays the same.

The Alt-Right, after Trump’s win: “Finally, we can operate out in the open because clearly the rest of the country thinks as we do.”

Everyone else: “Nah, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up or we’ll slap you in the mouth and take away your shit.”

Alt-Right: “Oh ok.”

It’s funny how quickly they fold when confronted,…

Yup. Actual game content isn’t changed at all, so same reason they could re-release it on PS3/4, particularly if it’s drawing most of its content from the original ROM. If you take the levels from 1 and 2 and basically recreate them in a new game, I’m pretty sure that’s legally a different thing.

But! I’m not a lawyer,…

I think there’s a couple things holding ‘em back from doing that. Not impossible to get around, but enough that it’s more of a pain in the ass than it might seem? This is just speculation on my part, though.

The first is that Sonic 1 and Sonic 2 had a bunch of subtle-but-important engine tweaks done and that ties into…