Me: “I wonder if this Al Rava guy looks like someone who’d unhinge his jaw and swallow a newborn whole if he knew he could get away with it.”
Googles it.
Me: “Oh. Welp.”

Jason, I’m curious. Does Bungie/Activision ever give you any shit for posting stuff like this, like demands to take it down, etc? If so, are you compelled to comply?

You know, when they inevitably make a VR movie in 2050 about the ridiculous clown parade that is this presidency and the runup that led to it, I bet anyone owning one of these things is going to be able to sell them for a lotta american rubles on whatever version of eBay exists in the future.

Yeah I’m gonna second/third/whatever #3.

This shit is universal. Spend the time to grow a beard that doesn’t make you look like a child molester and/or hobo? Awesome. Is everyone used to it to the point where their default mental picture of you includes the beard? Great.

That shit must never leave your face. You will…