Yep. It’s good. I like it.

Come at me.

Good one.

These people would be much happier in Round Rock.

Exactly! Because Uber is for sure the measurement of sanity and being civilized.

*baby cough*

You make me pay for a seat for a 2 year old that could easily sit in my lap? I’m bringing a bag for that 2 year old on the plane. Even if it’s empty.

As a former NY’er, I can verify this. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

It’s been several years since I’ve been gone. I still hate waiting. For anything. Ever.

This quote/response actually works in many situations. I use it regularly.

+1 smile from grandma

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Yeah...but then you have to live in Dallas, so there’s that.

yes. every single day of my life. it’s absolutely maddening and it prevents me from focusing on things that i should. sometimes i realize i’m saying the words aloud and i need to stop myself because i don’t want to scare my family.

lol @ Silk Stalkings

I despise James Dolan. He is a cancer, and the New York Knicks will NEVER be a proud franchise again as long as he is around.

I’d also like to take this opportunity to express a deep loathing for Isiah Thomas.

That is all.

It was an abomination then.
It’s an abomination now.

Well stated. It is quite puzzling. All signs point to him being directly responsible for Argentino’s death. Justice was obstructed and with Snuka’s death, Nancy’s family gets to continue suffering. Smh.

What? How dare you? That’s not Plinko. It’s very, very different in a plethora of ways. For instance, there’s no Bob Barker. Or Drew Car-*vomits*

And shame on you for it.

Nope. Now is the perfect time.

Yep. Totally not that.