it’s cute, right?

thank you, because i was literally singing this the entire time i was reading the article and comments.

Even though you didn’t HAVE TO explain, thank you for answering this like an adult.

Texas wine is not good. Not being a snob, just a realist.

*sigh* Take this star before I change my mind.

horse-blanket funk

Because Boston winning is always the worst possible outcome in any sport.

Understandable.

So did I. I need to do some soul searching.

Why can’t we forgive Chipotle?

Because the last time I heard about a possible outbreak of illness being their fault was in December. You can’t forgive what isn’t fixed.

I hate you. Take this star.

We already hear about it. Because it’s true.

We already know your agency, pal. You’re obviously a detective with the NYPD.

-1 generic star.

It’s called a “talking point”

So am I.

My house, my rolls.

huh huh...huh huh...spatchcock.

I didn’t want to give you that star. I had no choice.

Well you’re no fun.