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Ah the lowest of the low hanging fruit. How’s it taste?

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

Osaka who?

It wasn’t her fault, that being said, I’m still going to insinuate blame." 

Don’t be That Guy.

AAAHHHH!!! MIDWEEK MADNESS is back! I can die happy. Thanks you from the bottom of my wicked heart. 

Dammit, you made me google Jojo Siwa. 

My proposal: one set, but with one of these giant novelty balls:

Trevor Noah once joked that Oregon’s minority population is dictated by whether the Blazers are home or away. It’s pretty much true. Though we do have a pretty strong Asian population in Portland.

In N Out and Wisconsin. 

And now we know the Kinja login for Chidi from The Good Place.

He tells me he is a big believer in “what I call the third solution.” He explained to me what this meant. “You have one solution,” Goodell said. “And you have another solution. But it’s usually not either one, it’s the third solution.”

We’re one step away from these assholes using the N word openly and unashamedly. 

I saw it today and loved it! I feel weirdly protective of Astrid.

[I haven’t seen the film, but while it was widely praised, it seems to me the only “new and different” aspect of Crazy Rich Asians was its willingness to cast an entire movie with characters of Asian descent,]

Um, did you see the preview of their plus size capsule collection with Universal Standard? It is the most ugly ill-fitting cheap looking mess. Pass.

How can anyone get bail after committing the same crime whilst on bail?

Terrorist.

My goodness... any clarity on why he was charged with aggravated assault rather than attempted murder? All I can imagine is that he walked up to them and specifically shot them in the arm so they ‘could no longer drive.’