so if I do this with Trump’s twitter feed all the first words are Mein Kampf in its entirety?? 

NINE-NINE! 

That’s the wedding I want to see

If you crop the groom out of this photo, it looks like Hilary married Mariska Hargitay! 

Her....face just looks so different. I can’t pinpoint to any one feature that has changed in that photo but that is clearly her a real housewife or something

Allow me to confirm for you: dresses are, in fact, SUPER comfortable. The fabric barely touches you! There’s so much air flow! You’re wrapped in a slightly cool cloud all day! Dresses are the best, and (most) dudes are missing out by not wearing them.

While it’s good that people are pointing out that that Singapore is more than just rich ethnic Chinese people (given many Americans, in particular, wouldn’t have a clue), is it really a valid criticism of a film based on a book that specifically tells the story of...Crazy Rich Asians?

It’s like Simone has zero fucks to give in the best way. I could watch her routines all day!

“So if you’re going to pull a random rant about a dead guy remotely related to cars who used to date underage girls...”

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

I sometimes wonder if his support for Trump has nothing to do with Trump but his resentment towards Obama (something him and Trump have in common).... also.... EGO. I also think Kanye is trying to avoid treating his bipolar disorder bc he’s scared it will take away his “genius”, it seems like getting any real help…

Hm...I think she’s truly trying to work through this, but she certainly wouldn’t be sad if that upped her profile and got her some work, too.

She’s not trying to profit from her daughter’s experience of being BRANDED by a creepy ass sex cult, is she? No one can be that vile, can they? She’s not hoping that this exposure will give her work, right?! RIGHT?!?!

Title: Seth Rogen put a presumably white child actor in blackface, presumably for “comedy”.

I was waiting for him to put it in the dishwasher.  I guess he was just too chicken.

Look on the bright side, we'll all have high schools named after us.