Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up pills.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

We stand in unity with the fans of Syracuse University in their noble stand to clear the name of the wrongfully accused Jim Boeheim and to destroy all who would try and oppress his goodness.

No shit he’s not a saint.

Welcome to Wooster.

I wonder how many people are buying these on clearance clothing and cutting out the tags.

I JUST WANT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PETTY CELEB SHADE, YA KNOW?

thanks kara! still the highlight of my friday . i am crossing my fingers that ariana grande or even one of the jenner sisters does something that warrants a look in shade court (although my guess is the ruling will be “not shade”, because, come on).

Best Batman was the mid-90s animated series one. Still waiting for him to show up in live action.

It’s easy:

um.....Lock Her Up?

Thanks, hadn’t seen the first one!

J.K. Rowling isn’t fucking around.

Yeah Taylor’s been ribbed for her choices

The photos of the bloodbath are beginning to now surface:

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.