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Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

The Disney alligator attack smugness was so bizarre. Like yeah, they posted a sign that said don’t swim but there’s a difference between “Don’t swim, you could drown!” and “You will get eaten alive by a fucking alligator.”

Beyonce’s having twins?!? Has anyone made a “Not the first time she’s totally carried two other people” joke yet?

I agree.

Every ATV owner I’ve ever met says how terribly safe they are yet also has a ‘totally fluke not normal CRAZY freak accident’ story about someone they know (or themselves) being horribly and permanently injured while riding an ATV. They are barely safe for adults yet people pop kids on them as young as 5 years old.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

“who were you wearing when beyonce found out ronald reagon had been shot?”

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

This is good, but what about all the minimum wage workers and people whose bosses won’t understand? I think strikes can be effective but we also need systems of protest that are more inclusive for people who can’t afford to strike.

Is it “I wonder if we can get enough chloroform and a U-Haul to drag the rest of the team to the White House?”?

But what color is his dress?

In these dark times, we could all use some baby Groot

Because she’s about 5 feet tall. That tends to convey the impression of youth. But she’ll never dethrone the queen: Bianca Lawson. She played a teenager on Buffy in the 90's and recently on Teen Wolf.

There is no time delay: only Zuul.

The Fault in Our Mars.

I’m really starting to feel bad for Britt Robertson whom I became a fan of because I was one of the 5 people who watched The Secret Circle (I think the cast was larger than its audience). I mean, who would have thought a movie with George Clooney directed by Brad Bird would suck!?! Her resume is filled with movies

OH SHIT!

The documentary “Return to Middle Earth” is such an amazing look into their relationships with one another. I love it as much as I love the movies.

Absolutely. I still love that Viggo story when they had to pick-up that shot of them running at dawn and he was all ‘well, can we just camp out?’... and how other crew members not even involved in the shot asked whether they could join along for the campout.

Really love Will Arnett as Batman but I’m a little underwhelmed by Zach Galifianakis as the Joker in this.