You also never met a woman who keeps texting you afterwards just because she doesn’t know the meaning of ‘ one night stand’. Yes, those exist as well. That doesn’t make her a misandrist, just clingy.

Man, if that’s all you got out of the story, I definitely don’t think your reading comprehension skills are really up to scratch. It wasn’t my favorite short story of all time, but I thought it was a very good dissection of the ways in which confusing power dynamics between men and women interact, and the way in…

I was thinking more like this:

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

I use my Echo for my home automation. I don’t have to check if I left my garage light on, and I can ask it to turn the thermostat up and down. I also use it... Who am I kidding?

I love this woman.

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

My personal favorite.

I will never miss an excuse to post this tweet.

It’d be a far shorter list to just name the WoC who AREN’T badder than Taylor Swift.

And do what, for fuck sake? Is Mueller going to stop investigating if we don’t keep “our eye on the goddamn ball?” Are Flynn’s lawyers going to reverse course if we don’t keep “our eye on the goddamn ball?” I’m so tired of all you “I’m-better-than-you-at-seeing-what-Trump’s-really-doing” assholes lecturing the rest of…

Ok. I believe you. But that’s exactly what Sasha Fierce would say.

You were thinking that maybe details of the Mueller investigation would make for juicy blogs on Deadspin, were you?

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

That’s especially weird considering she has a white grandmother. If people had been successful in shaming Barack Sr. and Ann Dunham from kissing, we wouldn’t have had a President Obama or a Malia.

Yes, he was on a stage.

I don’t care if he sends in goons, or his security detail, or himself. I’m glad he’s calling out a groper in the moment when the groping is happening. We need more men to step up and do this.