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yougetallthestars
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I wasn’t on the I Hate Ansel Elgort train before, but I was on a plane last week that played Fault in Our Stars (I could not escape!) and now I’m the engineer, ticket-taker and brakeperson. Never thought I’d live to see the day when I’d be happy a kid died of cancer, but that’s the magic of Ansel Elgort, I guess.

“...I honestly think he’s a great supporting actor.”

Too banal to be shamed into believing its equivalent to actual misogynistic language that peppers our vernacular.

Kim can have babies on her own no problem. It’s just once they’re in her body, they make her want to die and vomit. She reacted that way because her 20 year old sister was knocked up by some guy she had been dating for appx 4 minutes.

Prince doesn’t fit in. He’s just Prince.

Prince is Above the Sauce, One with the Sauce, the Source of the Sauce.

Him grown up:

Here’s your +1 for, I too, lost it on the “Aww Lawd” Kid.

If there is such a thing as “too much sauce”

Damn proud to be an Oakland resident tonight. Damn proud.

West Coast, Best Coast.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

The article makes it pretty clear that there are restrooms pretty near to where she’s shitting, and in no event should this be a common occurrence. I used to run a pretty healthy amount, and despite digestive issues popping up on occasion, only once did I have an issue where I had trouble getting to a bathroom on

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

As Becky tries to explain why she isn’t racist, the driver tells her “if you’re not about that, you need to stay away from people like that”

Here is what the author, Alex Frith, had to say when asked for a comment:

I think the GOT death rule is that nobody’s dead until you see them die, and even not then. Light a candle for my ginger prince, tho. He needs to make those giant babies with Brienne!

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!