They tokens though, and non-mutha-fucking factors, so they don’t really count.

Woh, slow down. I’m still not finished enjoying the last one. We’re still eating lunch and you’re talking about what’s for dinner...

Ten days ago he had a wife and a new job, and now he has neither. Ain’t that some shit?

Oh man, this is so much better lol

The Mooch: I report directly to the President

He really is that fake mobster who runs his mouth a little too much and ends up getting whacked by the real mob in the first 10 minutes of a Scorsese film.

That was... fast...

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

Is this the celebrity version of when a guy tries to holler at you on the street, and after you ignore him he yells you weren’t cute anyway?

I had this exact thought now that I know this exists. My family is gonna hate me.

RPatz had people scratching their necks open and offering to let him drink. Dude is allowed to be freaked out for forever over that.

Bob Dylan’s Christmas album is honestly top 5 material, if not top three. If there is anything you hold dear about Bob Dylan, do not listen to this fucking album.

I liked how Pod Save America put it: Mooch is what Trump THINKS he looks like when he looks in the mirror. It’s why he likes him.

Every question.

I am envisioning a whole lot of “I invoke my fifth amendment rights” coming from Manafort.

Two obvious takes