I’ll make sure Kendrick gets your comment.

Tilda Swinton

I seriously hope the producers (looking at you Brian May) take to heart the constructive criticism Sacha Baron Cohen gave them when he was attached to the project.

Yeah, his story is a pretty amazing one. For him to take a stage like he did and get grown-ass metal headbanging dudes in the 1970s to cheer for him is... yeah, amazing.

Yeah, I recall that interview and I agreed with Sascha; having the subject of the biopic die halfway through the story is a terrible story beat. Sounds as if Brian wanted this to be “The Brian May Story (featuring Freddie Mercury)“

I love Freddie and yet I have no desire for a biopic. But Rami is very talented and will probably do a fine job.

I mean, they let it talk to actual people. On Twitter. I don’t know if that counts as vandalism on the part of the people or abuse on the part of its creators.

Wasn’t there an AI twitter bot that turned into a slutty nazi? I kind of feel like letting AIs see the internet is a pretty obvious way to hasten our demise as a species...

When has he last consistently been in the playoffs?

At this point, Billy Beane should just say fuck it and sign with the Golden State Warriors.

winning is overrated. We have the best hats in MLB and that’s what really counts. **cries on the inside**

We’ve always cheered for the laundry. At this point the team represents Oakland, not just baseball. It’ll be our last pro sports team, and it’s the only one we need.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

GET OFF HIS LAWN!!!

And out of that list, the Rock is the one that looks like an actual statesman. WHAT IS REALITY ANYMORE

Great. Thanks to Donnie, every celebrity fuckface thinks they can be elected. Completely unqualified people who are considering a run for office:

She thinks she’s going to win a Senate seat in CALIFORNIA??! In the middle of the Trump backlash???! Is she even aware that last year, the top two finishers in California’s run-off system were both liberal Democrats? What a delusional idiot. God, I can’t stand her!

Oh, Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Not just a gender traitor to women, like Kellyanne Conway, but a transgender traitor. Only our current political moment could have barfed up such a perverse and unappealing idea.

Who does she think is going to vote her? I’m genuinely curious. I don’t really see how a Republican could to expect to win a statewide election in California, especially if the Republican base is already prejudiced against her for being a trans woman. She can’t be counting on Democratic support, because even people…