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It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At

I never played the first two and recently got started on The Witcher 3. I’m dozens of hours in and only occasionally felt confused. I think you’d be able to jump in just fine. If you need help, Kirk Hamilton wrote a great guide to the (Witcher) universe here.

People who send out as many poo snaps as me are lucky to even have one gf, let alone several

He did it by accident I've accidentally sent stuff to other people without realizing it. Not as horrifying as sending out a dick pic, but my gf has been accidentally sent a pic of poop before that was meant for another

I wouldn’t mind them taking a page from the NHL and awarding the losing team in the case of sudden death. Yeah, they don’t get points for a full win, but they don’t lose rank after a really even match, either.

Forget their pinpoint accuracy or their damage, the damn things need their reaction time nerfed more than anything. There wouldn’t be as many problems taking them out if it were possible to duck in and out of cover without instantly being locked onto by a turret that was facing the opposite direction less than a half

My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.

You know what? Why the hell not:

Seth Woken

Well that clears up the Controversy.

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Neti pot, neti pot, neti pot.

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

Me too. Specifically Monkey Island.