J.Timberlake is the BP of singers. BP is the Obamacare of oil spills. Obamacare is the Vatican of constitutional rights violations. The Vatican is the Moby Dick of religious centers. Moby Dick is the Moby of classic novels. Moby is the STP of … oh, crap, I've entered the Mobyous strip of comparing lameness…

Haha, I'm still waiting for him to follow through on his promise to bring sexy back. Where is it? WHERE is it, Justin?

No need to assume. I think I pretty much said it outright. "How I Met …" is the Justin Timberlake of sitcoms.

Haha, did you just try to prop Stone Temple Pilots in an argument against another band? That's ridiculous. STP is the "How I Met Your Mother" of 90s bands. All your credibility just went out the window.