LEGEND IN ‘87, HAWNDO IN ‘65, TAKE YA PICK!!! SEVENTEEN FACKIN’ BANNAHS YOU FACKIN’ CAWKSUCKAH!
TAWMMY TERRIFIC IS THA GREATEST QWAHTABACK TA EVA FACKIN’ FASTEN A FACKIN’ CHINSTRAP! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!

“Is it okay to punish someone else’s dog?”

“This sounds really lame and stupid, but the team chooses YOU, not the other way around.”

No provocation? My bet is that Taylor must have insulted one of Emery’s mothers. Can't think of many other reasons to clock a guy like that.