Anyway, we’re all gonna get into a fight now about eggs, but here is my personal ranking for their preparation:

Don’t leave us hanging....are they Zubas?

Kinky

Billy Joel goes out like the guy in Sopranos who had a heart attack trying to pinch a loaf. A fitting end.

I think the proper usage is traveshamockery. It is more cromulent.

Or the Chamber of Secrets.

My only regret is that I have but 1 Star to give this post.

The only solution is to eat the whole brick at once.

There is nothing as good as thinly sliced, crispy on the outside Scrapple. It is superior to bacon and sausage as a breakfast meat. If it had a better name, it would be much more widely accepted and its superiority acknowledged.

Was once polishing off a bag of Doritos and came upon a good sized lump of the “cheese” that they use to coat the chips.

Like everything in life, 50/50.

As a product of late-80's teen angst films by John Hughes, the leader in the boners generating clubhouse is OMD - If You Leave.

I bet you could find some asshole Celtics fan who is like NAWT A FACKIN’ SEAT IN THE GAHHHHDEN WAS EMPTY WHEN BIRD STOLE THE BALL.

This is why I buy the rotisserie chicken at the store.

Nah - he got Bent like Beckham.

Magary writes books? How many chapters can you get out of poop jokes?