I am really Rush Limbaugh.

Ughhh. I hate it when people do the whole non-conformist eye-roll and say, "I thought about getting a tattoo, but now everybody's getting them. Yawn." How do they not hear the utter cockshittery of their own words? The entire point of doing what you want is doing what you want, whether you're the first person or the…

Not really related to anything at all important, but: man, I am so tired of hearing about the no-flush toilet paper thing in Sochi. Not flushing toilet paper is common in, like, a huge portion of the world. Including in fancy hotels and stuff. And it is common to have signs like that for tourists. All the journalists…