“Well, she was a lot.”

No matter how weird and bad Elizabeth Holmes is, she certainly doesn’t deserve to be counted amongst the PewDiePies of the world.

When I eat a sandwich, I have to eat the crust all around before I get to the main sandwich part.  In fact, generally speaking when I eat, I go from the part I like the least to the part I like the most.  

Whenever I’m out walking alone I try to imagine what people would think of me based on what I’m wearing, what’s in my pockets, etc. if my body was found as a Jane Doe. Almost like when the coroner gives a report to the detectives on on episode of Law and Order. For example “Well, I initially thought based on the dirt…

I’m so happy we have SNS this week because I wanted to thank all the SNS contributors who helped encourage me to get married in a hurry. I guess it was four weeks ago that I posted saying that my boyfriend of 10 years and I were thinking of finally getting married while my father, who is declining rapidly from late…

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

GMG was/is the one corner of the internet where I’m NOT afraid to read the comments. It’s been a good 10+ years, guys.

I don’t give a shit about sports but I’d read great articles on Deadspin constantly. I don’t give a shit about cars, but I was frequently exposed to great reads on Jalopnik because the sites are all connected. I’m not black but I’ve read some amazing content on The Root. I can only assume other readers are like me,…

I like, like, 2 basketball teams and no other sports. I read Deadspin DAILY, all year. I don’t want them to stick to sports, and I’m mad, and sad, and I still miss Gawker, and this sucks. 

That was mine too! I slept for about a year with my blanket tightly around my neck thinking that would somehow stop a vampire from getting to me while I slept. Oh gods that window scene gave me the creeps!!!

Oh my sweet lord, terrifying. That vampire kid, and the master were the ultimate nightmare fuel!

When I went to see this in the theater by myself as a kid, I think I might have been expecting a fun sci-fi adventure. What I saw was... not that.

Salem’s lot. The vampire kid in the window floating about did a number on me for years to come. Tame by modern standards, but as a kid, watching this at night and on my own....Whoa Nelly!

Actually, we know the questions and the answers. We’ve known them for decades. Boxing has always been a sport built on allowing the impoverished an avenue to what they perceive to be wealth and notoriety if only they will beat each other to a pulp for the entertainment of the privileged. Knowing what we know about the…

(Hoping this doesn’t get buried in the greys) The summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, I stayed to work in the city it the two bedroom apartment style dorm I had lived in during the year, and was joined by three summer session girls from another school. They were all old, close friends, but one…

Longtime lurker, first-time poster. I doubt this will make it out of the grays, but I’m adding to the stories of dead loved ones saying hi. Not scary, but not exactly your everyday occurrence. This is probably longer than it needs to be, but that’s okay.

One day I’m walking up to my apartment and notice a cinder block is sitting underneath one of my bedroom windows. I’m puzzled, how long has that been there? There’s a dumpster for our building’s trash at the end of the drive, and I think, maybe it accidentally ended up over next to my window when someone was trying to…

My mom was killed by my father in 2017 in a murder-suicide. It was a total shock, to say the least. Since then, I’ve had some weird things happen. I will have super vivid dreams where she’s standing at the end of my bed, screaming, and I can’t help her. Another weird thing is my cell dials her number every couple…