Dear powers that be,

Haha. Poor Seth! I believe it, too. I saw Snoop a couple of summers ago (remember live shows? 😢) & he had someone whose sole job was handing him fresh blunts. Lol. That job seems pretty fun.

Jiffy corn casserole is legit. And so easy to make.

She looks like a Ruth to me. No idea why, haha. I also met a very cute doggo named Opal recently. I love dogs with grandmotherly names. Congrats! She is very adorable. :)

Even though everything is terrible, this is one thing we probably don’t have to worry about. There’s actually a great plan in place for this on inauguration day & it ends with federal marshals dragging Trump out of the white house. The beginning is changing all the nuclear codes & handing over the “football.”

Try this. Google “why The Help is problematic.” Then, google “what to watch instead of The Help.” Please stop asking & do it yourself. <3

First, I hope you feel better soon!

Twitter is talking about how soon we’re going to have protests for the lives of people killed by cops while protesting for cops to stop killing Black people.

Her husband claimed he thought she had been kidnapped. They were enormous weirdos.

Very true!

Unfortunately, so far she’s doubling down on her behavior.

Leah blaming Asia Argento for Anthony Bourdain’s death haunts my brain. She’s written some hella problematic things.

Huh. My chess pie recipe has vinegar in it & is basically the same except it has a tiny bit of cornmeal. I will definitely bake this. Thank you!

This is not a story I share often but these are weird times so here goes:

You’re very welcome!

https://twitter.com/RepKatiePorter/status/1238147835859779584?s=20

This is really wonderful advice.

I’m so sorry & I want you know that I hear you. <3

My college has a dorm named Carnegie Hall. Four years & not once did anyone ask me for directions. We were all prepared!

Lol. Only on Sundays, the rest of the week is eleven. Until last year, we couldn’t buy liquor at all on Sundays because Jesus. Also, because our politicians are fools, you can buy wine & liquor on Sunday at 10 am, but beer has to wait for noon. Sometimes I hate it here. Sigh.