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Why shoot the only likeable Red Sox player ever? Have they never heard of Curt Schilling?

Scoring in a World Cup is personal as much as it is for the benefit of the team. Mallory Pugh scored the eleventh goal, and it was her first ever goal in a World Cup (in her first World Cup game). Alex Morgan tied a USWNT record. It’s always a big deal to score in a World Cup, and these players are allowed to

*tongue click*

Everybody’s Nathan Peterman. Same goes for online recipes. JC, I don’t need to scroll through 10 paragraphs to find out how to make something.

What food is most eaten while preparing a meal? I feel like I eat more Mozzarella than what makes it into whatever I’m cooking.

Maybe that was the massage that worked and not the snake oil she was using to rub you down with?

It’s not verbless, “can” is a verb.

It would be remiss not to note the role the current regime in the United States has had in fostering incel culture. Gamergate was a watershed moment in mobilizing online misogyny. Some of the key people fanning the flames of online anger associated with that event include Steve Bannon and Milo Yiannopoulos. They

Unlike the assertion of the article, which was that cis-gendered men are the ENTIRE problem.

You know this isn’t an easy south-north thing, right? Ohio’s practically leading the way. And I know you don’t genuinely mean to do this, it’s just a rhetorical expression of disgust, but like, there are hundreds of thousands of kids, teens, pro-choice women, minorities, etc, in the southern states that don’t deserve

Thank you. I’ve been seeing more and more bullshit like this on Twitter lately, and now I understand where it’s coming from:

Hans.... are we the baddies?

One Million Moms has like a few hundred members...they should be sued by the number 1,000,000

I’ve day-hiked sections of the trail in GA and NC, and there are some serious weirdos walking around out there.  I’ve never thought I’d feel entirely safe hiking the whole thing.

Drogon’s gonna sleep good tonight! What a day!

Attack

Two stories.

I really liked the “my larynx fell out” as a gag to explain the switch from Fillion to Tudyk.

Nathan Fillion and Richard T Jones too.

My husband and I have used the sympto-thermal method for years. We have had zero unplanned pregnancies and now one planned pregnancy.