All I see are garden hoses.

Well, I think it depends on how much time you actually spent. Were you on the 12 year plan?

So edgy!

No responsibility for anything, ever? Dumb

Exactly. Someone asked an 85 year old man some questions and people are surprised when he sounds like someone from another time. So dumb.

So sad you would consider your son lesser because he wasn’t born female. Shame on you.

So cocks and balls recoil from you? Not surprised.

It works with all words! That’s a really shitty idea. You’re stupid. See!

Great comment. Allow others to spoil it with their anti-everything bullshit.

That's racist.

It means you are hyper sensitive and let other people decide how you feel. Be a fucking adult and quit crying for safe spaces and calling everything a trigger word. Jesus, grow the fuck up and quit being such a baby. Or don’t. I don't give a shit. You can be a constant victim and miserable for the rest of your life. I…

Yeah, but those books don't sell and are boring as fuck. That's why no one writes or publishes them.

Holy shit, you sound insufferable.

What? How can you pretend to ignore when you are commenting? Please tell us how you became a wizard that can bend reality.

Most of who? You and your old shut-ins?

Scared of discourse? Can't defend your own comments? Sad.

Zip it old lady. You smell like mothballs.

Settle down Francis.

Says the offended person. You are fucking hilarious. Thank you for that.

You're projecting. Congratulations.